More flirting just to piss off Milossarian.
wink wink to Billdo for previous flirtatious aside.
note from moderator: [URL link fixed by Uncle Beer. Hi Shayna. smilie face here.]
Cecil’s name in bold so everyone knows he welcomed poster.
A bunch more marriage proposals, husbands and financés listed just to show off flirting skills.
Obligatory post by newbie trying to feel important/involved.
pseudo-wannabe sig line actually typed in every damned time.
reference to pathetic existence that is webpage
Exclamation indicating surprise that this thread is still going(exclamation point)
A continuation of lurking in the shadows.
I think we’re all being WAY too specific here.
Derogatory post aimed at all prior posts featuring smilies.
Flirt.
Countdown to return to States.
Flirt.
Lack of sex lamentation.
Flirt.
Sex expectations upon return.
Flirt.
“Brithael bites.”
Falcon posts next.
Another newbie posting mundane, pointless comment concerning OP. Wonders why posts are always ignored.
Slips away hoping to be unnoticed.
nickname that is neither witty nor irreverent, despite bearor’s belief to the contrary
Exclaim surprise at why thread was bumped after a month.
Make off-topic and unrelated Packer reference.
Resume lurking and sporadic posting.
Somewhat-newbie posting to pad post count, regardless of the fact that it will probably get him flamed.
Other irrelevant information so as to hide fact that post really says nothing.
waits for Falcon to show up and smooch ChiefScott
Contemplates including smilies just to piss off ChiefScott.
Weighs consequences of actions. Decides against it.
Slightly self-aware post commenting that it is the last one in the thread.
Poster with no imagination chimes in with Me, too! post.
Follows with comment that shows he/she has not read anything in the thread except the OP.
More intellegent post that points out that any other posts before this one are ipso facto not the last in the thread. Addendum sentence that makes the clarifing point that this post is, in fact, the last in the thread.
Gratuitous compliments unrelated to OP concerning various posters.
Thinly veiled comments aimed at garnering positive responses to feed lagging self esteem.
Various statements and ramblings equating that non sequitar.
Perpetually befuddled reg wonders how she missed this thread the first time.
Lame atttempt to plug another Dopefest.
Skips the smiley, because ChiefScott is here.
:::description of some physical action:::
Poster too lazy to read the whole thread, ask’s what we are talking about.
Lame analogy designed to make everybody else think that poster is Dennis Miller.
[ quote ] [ b ] Attempt at quoting another post that doesn’t come out right because newbie poster is convinced he knows what he is doing and doesn’t bother to preview his post [ / b ] [ / quote ]
Gratutitous mention of Hamburger Helper in order to entice other posters to ask what the hell he is talking about in an attempt to pad his post count.
Sig line that makes no sense.
Politely curious inquiry to previous poster regarding Hamburger Helper.
Poorly executed attempt at sexual euphemism regarding previous poster, poster and Hamburger Helper.
Self-defeating comment.
Final realization that original comment regarding Hamburger Helper was ploy by previous poster to pad count.
Hijack in defense of Hamburger Helper.
Poster referring to previous post in which he was mentioned as a previous poster, pompously padding is post count, by not answering any questions posed to him.