Polite plea for someone to post response, so as to remove myself from the responsibility of killing thread.
(you know, with all the thread killing I’m doing here, you’d think I’d be more goddamn popular on the this frickin’ board, since for every thread I kill, I’m relieving someone else of the odium in killing said thread)
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(“oops hijack”)
Viewer of thread counts number of “Is he she talking about/making fun of ME?” (Does not post finding)
Flame of any poster whose example hits too close to home.
Attempt at being personal with a previous poster.
Displays ignorance of OP unwittingly.
Brings up the inevitable similarities between Cecil and… um… someone else.
stares in awe at DRY’s killing capacity
inserts funny and even slightly-related quote here
Lumbers in.
Attempts intimidation by inhaling deeply and moving arms away from torso.
Glares keenly about the arena with only mildly detectable concern leaking from beneath his powerfully cantilevered mono-brow.
Flares nostrils and draws in the potential for success.
Detects likelihood of serious regrets if the poseur is unmasked.
Grunts and mumbles something about killing a thread.
Tosses a fecal consumptive grin over his shoulder as he saunters cavalierly away.
(ignores the fact that the room was long empty)
Wonders aloud about the meaning of “fecal consumptive.” Postulates connection with felching. Shudders in horror.
a funny quote from a song
Blatant series of worn out assumptions.
Questioned knowledge of so-called humor.
Repeated newbie apologies and gratuitous deference to all others.
Wondered response to explained classic, and non-sexual, sh*t eating grin.
Hurried departure beneath poorly veiled grousing.
sighs
emoticon
turpid exit
Off-topic reply.
Strong Innuendo.
Vague assumption.
Weak closing argument.
Reference to penis.
Gratuitous correction of some minor detail in a previous post.
Comment meant to be droll humor but so dry that no one gets it.
Appear late into discussion, reviving close-to-dead thread.
Flirt with matt_mcl.
Summarize previous posts and respond, not receiving answer as no other posters are reading thread.
Never read thread again after it drops off to page 2.
Screen name
Remember to click on “Show Signature”
Enraged and incoherent rant about pedantic posters who quibble over minor details, replete with errors in grammar and other minor details.
Offense at droll comment.
Cross reference to above comment objecting to off-topic posts (again omitting anything relating to topic of original post).
Reference to Douglas Hofstadter.
On a marre de ce philosophe, ciboire!
-Philosophe français
“Though I am not splenitive and rash,
Yet have I something in me dangerous”
–Hamlet, Act 5, scene i
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Another Shakespearean hijack, which may possibly be followed by “You do know that Sir Francis Bacon was the actual author, don’t you?” response
Open speculation as to whether THIS rsponse will kill thread.
Suggestion that poster lightens the f*ck up quickly, or suffer the consequences.
Vague question about the OP. Question if the answer is this?
Obscure and obviously useless URL
- IRL action described between asteriksskekskekeks *
Offense to them fags flirting in this obviously heterosexual thread.
Emoticon to indicate humourous character of last comment.
The words “I secretly mean it anyway!” posted in a size 4 Arial font. In white.
WallyM7 Sig
UncleBeer Profile
Smurf Designation
Patron Saint of Clique Sigs
Out-of-context quote, making a popular poster look like an ass.
Remark about “peaceful honest people”
Standard Nazi comparison
Complaints about Nazi comparison
[quote]
quotes
[quote]
without
[quote]
ending
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quote
Smilie, with rolled eyes.
Wanders in after a week away.
Reminisces about the great times on ol’ Thread (even though poster wasn’t part of them).
Remarks, slightingly, about increasing post count.
Realizes that poster has no clue what his post count actually is. Further realization that he doesn’t care.
“poster is uniquely wonderful and special!” – another poster
voted most likely to hurl a cheeseball at a socceer referee: 1999
“Piss off, asshole” – yet another poster
even more tedious siggage
Obligatory old-thread-resurrection-bashing.
Nevertheless: resume two week old shameless flirt.
Apology to Diane beforehand.
“Welcome aboard, postername” - random administrator/moderator
Decry homophobia. Insert laughing smilie to indicate mirth.
Rejoin flirtation with other homosexuals.
Comment about how thread makes poster laugh out loud.
Witty comment. Insert smilie.
User Name
Witty quote by obscure author.
spilling problems none the less
lots of whining and crying about depressing things
several paragraphs about what a loser said author is
more self loathing and life hating paragraphs
frowny face
obligitory typed crying and off to bed comment
lots of aww things will get better and {{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}} from people like purplebear
appology from OP next day and a promise to never post while drunk again
thread sinks