Barium or Coffee - Which enema is right for me?
My mom is hotter than your mom
Gravy lumps: a scientific discussion
Boy, rice tastes good! Who’s with me?
Easter Bunny: Evolved Species or UL?
I love bagpipe music!
Does this look infected?
DisaGrying with the Master: Cecil was wrong
So how DO you spell “Misspell”, anyway?
Open, weeping wounds: Band Aids or duct tape?
If I pull out, it’s not incest, right?
Is this called the Straightdope because you guys are all high? (Wait, that’s been done. Nevermind.)
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
We cannot let this thread lapse into the ether…
This Cecil guy don’t know shit!
The wit and wisdom of Bedboy4
Men’s hairy arses, how I love them so!
Women make me hot!
More? Please?
Esprix
I looked it up and gullible IS in the dictionary
Help! How do I post a message?
Creation vs. Evolution - who cares?
I’m looking at the message board. What are you doing?
How pointless is too pointless?
My dog is dead. What now?
I am not a troll. No… really.
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
“I wish I was Angelina Jolie’s brother.”
“Advice for a waterlogged beaver?”
“Why I no longer pick my scabs…”
“Wally who?”
“On eating vegetarians…”
“What is this stain in my shorts?”
“To all the trolls I’ve loved before”
“If you’re not a straight white guy, you suck!”
“Hampster Dance : I think we’ve settled on a wedding song”
“British homeys: whassup wit’ yo teeth?”
“Jesus Christ killed my pet snake”
“Ask the Bi-partisan Hermaphroditic Weasel Juggler”
“So, just how much acid can you take over a six hour span?”
“Why I can’t stand those fucking pedestrians”
“HELP!!! I need to make a small atomic bomb. ASAP!”
“Another day, another bloody corpse to sink in the lake…”
“Am I doing this wrong? (An enema question)”
General Questions
“Do ‘Bobbitized’ men suffer from Phantom Limb syndrome?”
“Was Pac-Man based on a real person?”
“Huffing farts - dangerous?”
“Where can I buy some Ebola virus? (science fair project)”
“What did the ‘primordial ooze’ smell like?”
“Was Casper the Friendly Ghost gay?”
“Wasn’t that NRA guy in some movie?”
“Where can I find ‘Yahoo’?”
MPSIMS
“I bit into a hot dog and it had a vein!”
“My in-laws are ‘coaster facsists’”
“SNL - getting better every year”
“Tabasco suppositories”
“I get turned on by comb-overs”
“Pygmy mice - better than gerbils”
“I bought used tampons on eBay”
“The local animal shelter is like a grocery store for my pet python”
“Ask the Jehovah’s Witness insurance salesman”
Great Debates
“Putting the homeless to work in our understaffed fast food restaurants”
“The coming crisis in bowling”
“Soylent Green - solution to the world’s food shortage?”
“We did the American Indians a favor”
“Who makes better headcheese - Oscar Mayer or Armour?”
“Shemp was funnier than Curly”
“Is ‘See-n-Say’ helping or harming our children?”
“Elvis killed Jon Benet”
“Gay Weddings - Electric Slide or Chicken Dance?”
Does everyone else get the password popup prompt because of those images?
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I have over 2000 posts, dammit! Show some respect.
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Gasp…Need air…Must stop reading…
You guys are too funny. Good work all!
PS: I do Opal.
Comments on Cecil’s Columns
If “squaw” is obscene, am I racist when my dominatrix and I play “squanto”?
About This Message Board
Is linking to images in my pre-teen lolita site bandwith stealing?
General Questions
If I carefully tear off the brown parts, can I reuse toilet paper?
MPSIMS
Uganda Dopers Get-Together
The BBQ Pit
Who the hell do you think you are, mods, for banning my friend bedboy
Comments on Mailbag Answers
Vibrato when I fart
Great Debates
More Raw, Animal Sexuality: Ernie or Burt
OK, now that’s just wrong! You know perfectly well we all do country/western line dances! 
Esprix