**A Doper is…
Dying without dignity…with a twist **
GQ:**
I’m pretty sure this is a scam, but…
Whats Up With BEDBUGS? **
No, they really exist, honest! Just send $1000 to my Nigerian account and I’ll tell you all about 'em.
Dying without dignity…with a twist
I need ideas…
I’m sure we can come up with a few…
**All right, fellow Bush haters, listen up.
Your baby belongs in a bar
Damn you, Bill Cinton.
**
I’m not sure what it means. But they seem to go together.
**I’m feeling mean today.
Translate something into Latin, please. **
Anyone who took Latin classes will understand.
**Bill, Bill, Bill. You really have lost it, haven’t you?
Damn you, Bill Cinton.
**
**Stop it with the flirting already!
What’s the secret to a long relationship?
Oh my God, I LOVE this car.
**
Some questions just answer themselves.
**I USED TO Love My Job BEFORE…THIS!
'cuse me while I wallow in self pity
Apparently I’m a slut…
**
**Stop it with the flirting already!
Neighbors having incredible sex! - - In my living room.
Sex clubs - ever been?
What’s the best trick you ever taught your dog? **
**Who serves the worst coffee?
Sex clubs - ever been? **
Yeah, that sex club coffee is terrible.
A cross-forum Sequential on the main page:
(IMHO) Sex Clubs - ever been?
(MPSIMS) Any Doper Eagle Scouts?
Yes, have any Doper Eagle Scouts been to Sex Clubs (and is there a merit badge in it)?
Three in a row:
Things One Just Should Not Do
Celebrity Death Pool 2006
This Obit’s Kinda Funny
What’s the Best Trick You Ever Taught Your Dog?
and
Help Me Name My Blog
Is your blog called … Woof?
**Bostonians - need restaurant recommendation
It’s not soluble. That rat’s going to smell you.**
Um… a better restaurant recommendation perhaps…
‘snipe out’
BBQ Pit:
**Fuck United Way!
We’re gonna bomb you back to the stone age.
**Sure that’s not an overreaction?
**Stupid job skills you have (and maybe wish you didn’t)
How good an exercise is masturbation? **
MPSIMS:
Things that one should just not do.
Your first time
What is up with all the Cats?..
Yeah. I’d save that kinky stuff for later.
I’m teaching myself to play flute!
Apparently, I’m a slut…
There was this one time. At band camp…
Why doesn’t hunger make me want to munch wild animals?
Ordering pizza in 2010
“Hello, yeah. A large city park combo, with a double squirrel.”
Please help me ID this book about the '50s Red Scare
The end of the tomato season…
No, that’s not it. Thanks, though.
What’s the best trick you ever taught your dog?
Stop it with the flirting already!
I’m sorry. Most people think it’s cute.
Sex clubs - ever been?
You test positive: what are the chances that you actually have the disease?
Hasn’t everyone gotten the message yet? Use protection!
President Clinton to be on Countdown with Keith Olberman tonight
My daughter’s first dance. Gosh, but I’m freaked out.
Cheer up. At least Bill Clinton won’t be there.
OOH! OOH!
How Good An Exercise Is Masturbation?
'Scuze Me While I Wallow In Self-Pity
Just noticed another pair:
President Clinton to be on Countdown With Keith Olberman Tonight
Is the British term “Bollocks” likened to the American term “Bullsh*t”?