Threats. Funny, over-the-top, hyperbolic threats (probably NSFW)

“I’m gonna’ make you watch 18 straight hours of Keeping Up with the Kardashians!”

“I’ve got a pistol, a knife, and a soldering iron. If I have to, I’ll kill you with the pistol or the knife.”

Geeze, I’m still trying to memorize some of the insults from “Spy”.

I’ll cut your heart out with a spoon.

We’re trying to keep this out of The BBQ Pit. :eek:

I’ll kick your ass so hard my shoelaces will come out of your nose.