Is there a thread that you would have liked to post but haven’t due to its silliness and embarrassment potential?
For example, It wouldn’t remotely cross my mind to post these threads:
Would a dead cow go to heaven or hell? Is there a cow heaven?
What would you obtain if you crossed an elephant with a chicken?
What does the symbol used by Prince means? Actually that’s interesting. Do any of you know?
Anyhow, feel free to express whatever irrelevant, absurd, intelligence insulting questions that may be buzzing around your mind. The official forum for most ridiculous posts ever is now officially open and in session…
“How many technically illegal things have you done today?”
You know, you go through a yellow light a little too late, you steal some supplies from work, etc. I didn’t think the mods & admins would like talking about doing illegal activities on the boards.
There’s lots of threads I’d like to post, such as "what’s the Libertarian view on Civil Litigation as a substitute for government litigation, but I haven’t done my homework. I feel like I need to search the threads and read every one that mentions the word Libertarian, so that I won’t accidently post a subject that has already been addressed. I have a lot of reading to do. Sigh….
Any threads I think of that would probably be fairly original seem too innane. Like why do you see single shoes in the road? Do people ride with their feet hanging out the window, and when they lose a shoe, they don’t bother to stop and get it?
Or, how come you never see someone holding up a sign that says, “Will work for money?”
Or, why don’t guys carry purses? Where do they put their checkbook?
I guess I’ll go back to the archives and study some more.
I’ve been wondering about this ever since somebody posted a question to this effect in Notes & Queries (thanks, yojimbo, for making me waste even more time on line). I don’t even know why I want to know the answer to such an inane question, and I certainly know better than to submit it to this crowd, but for some reason it keeps haunting me.
here’s one:
If you could change just one of your bodies dimensions, which one would it be?
here’s another:
is the color I see as blue the same as the one you do, or do we just think so because we’ve always been told that is what it is? (ie: my shade red might be what you call blue, but since that’s what you’ve always called blue, that’s what you see it as)
or this one (to paraphrase Scott Adams):
If time slows down as you approach the speed of light, and time flies when you have fun, does that mean that if you walk slower you have more fun or do you just get more light?
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