Three Little Words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I’m in the ba… er, reading room, checking out the latest issue of The Readers’ Digest, and I come across an ad that states “To get more intimate with your partner, whisper those three little words”. Only because this is an ad for Viagra, the Three Little Words aren’t “I Love You”, but “See your doctor”.

Now while I don’t want to debate the attributes of advertising, or of the product, it got me thinking about what other Three Little Words could have a similar effect on one’s romatic life.

So what Three Little Words have worked for you to get things moving in an intimate direction? I’ll give you the three that usually get me interested:
“Come to Bed”

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“You asleep yet?”

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“I have chocolate.”

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“I want you.”

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Plook me now,

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“If you insist.” :wink:

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you savage rascal.

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“let’s get busy”

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You magnificent bastard.

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“Check this out”

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Here’s the cash

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My shoe’s untied.

What?

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Don’t hurt me.

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Wanna do it?

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Klaatu Burada Nicto

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hold still honey

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“Brace yourself, baby!!!”

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Married:
Honey, it’s Friday!
Bar scene:
one word: 9"

(Yeah, I know “It’s” is a contraction, but it still SOUNDS like one word. And yes, I know 9" is really “nine inches”, so sue me. You still laughed. Get over it.)

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Fourteen carat gold.

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One that’s never failed to work for me…

“Wanna make out?”