And now, your musical interlude:
(To the tune of Oklahoma)
Eller:
He couldn’t pick a better time as that to run
Andrew:
It ain’t too early and it ain’t too late
Laurey:
Startin’ as a runner and he’s gonna have fun
Curly:
But he’ll soon be living in a world of hurt
Company:
World of hurt!
World of hurt!, gonna feel like shit!
Gonna give you blisters, bunions, and the runs,
Soreness for your muscles,
Sweat rolls down your buns,
Cramping in your legs so much it hurts to walk,
Plen’y of pain and plen’y of sweat
Plen’y of pride but dont forget
That there’s one more thing that you must know.
Blooooooooody nipples, where your tits are cryin’ out in pain
And the chafing feeling, will leave you reeling,
You’ll wish at times you just could go insane
Blooooooooody nipples, you didn’t know you’d get chafed on the nips
That monogrammed shirt, it sure made you hurt
Isn’t it weird to see the blood coming from there?
You know you’re a jogger thick and through
And it’s too bad you didnt have a clue
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
Damn that hurts like hell, Bloody nipples,
Bloody nipples, go away!
Blooooooooody nipples, where your tits are cryin’ out in pain
And the chafing feeling, will leave you reeling,
You’ll wish at times you just could go insane
Blooooooooody nipples, you didn’t know you’d get real chafed up there
That monogrammed shirt, it sure made you hurt
Isn’t it weird to see the blood coming from there?
You know you’re a jogger thick and through
And it’s too bad you didnt have a clue
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
Damn that hurts like hell, Bloody nipples,
Bloody nipples, go away!
Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, blooody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, blooody
You know you’re a jogger thick and through
And it’s too bad you didnt have a clue
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We’re only sayin’
Damn that hurts like hell, Bloody nipples,
Bloody nipples, go away!
B-L-O-O-O-D-Y Bloody nippleeeeeees! OK!
This has been an Autolycus Production ^^