Did I ever tell you that your a nut Autolycus. Cause if I haven’t I am now. Your a nut.
He may well be a nut but he’s got talent.
Plus far to much time on his hands
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I disagree. Granted I’m woefully out of shape, but it feels like having my ass kicked for 3.5 miles.
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I didn’t say it feels awesome to run it - but to be able to run it. Especially when you know that last week you couldn’t do it.
[QUOTE=ouryL]
Don’t they sell these pasties-like things for running with a shirt on?
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I say he should get ones with tassles! That’ll make the run more entertaining.
Good work Miller!
[QUOTE=Antinor01]
I say he should get ones with tassles! That’ll make the run more entertaining.
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I wonder if learning how to spin them in opposite directions would count as a cardio workout?
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
What the…OK, I gotta call BS on this.
It’s one thing for something common like stress incontinence & miscarriage to be thought to have a lower incidence than actual, but those are “hidden” maladies. But bloody nipples?
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I can’t comment on how prevalent it might be as a general case. Having said that, it was something I had to deal with often while I was running. The worst was after a 10K race I’d been in.
Just another data point for you, Inigo.
[QUOTE=ryobserver]
I just wanted to use the words “jazz ballet bottom”.
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Me too. What IS jazz ballet bottom?
[QUOTE=Arien]
I’m doing this couch to 5k program so in 5 weeks I could be the one writing the OP.
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That’s a great program! I did this about three years ago. Now, I run about 30 miles a week on average. In fact, I’m doing a 10 mile race this Sunday morning.
Would you believe, the last time I checked this thread, I somehow totally missed Autolycus’s song? It’s like three screens long! How the hell did that happen? That was awesome, Auto! Thanks!
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]
Only if he’s got 3 nipples…or am I not doing the math right?
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The Proclaimers sang about 500 miles, not 500 nipples.
I don’t get nipple chaff - I get chaffing on my sternum.
That stuff is dangerous - I’d imagine it doesn’t hurt as badly as nipple chaffing, so half the time I don’t notice it’s happened (I think it’s related to my sport’s bra choice). Which makes getting into the shower occasionally…very invigorating. Yay for hot water + raw skin.