Time for a username change; please help me out with suggestions.

The Electric Light Orc

I forgot to mention, I emailed TubaDiver before I started this thread with my intent and to verify location in MPSIMS.

Lots of good or funny suggestions so far, thank you.

Jim

Sonic Death Monkey

Velvet Elvis

Ronald Reuel

A Squeaky Bit of Noodle

**I Did It So What
**
Bush - So you could be the most Pitted member ever!

Platonic Smegma

Trouser Explosion

Sock Puppet Apocalypse

If you’re a Wodehouse fan, how about Psmith? I can’t believe no-one has taken it yet …

Oh yeah, Death Beep and The Bewildering Chili Brick are good ones, too.

Tarquin ?

Fugacity Theory?
Gonk ?

**Phil Tration

Organic Garden State

Bang Bang Play

Liberty’s Back** referring to the Statue looking the other way.

**Global Worming

Toyland Trouble** I always think of Macbeth’s weird sisters with their cauldron when I think of air pollution.

**Cool Ranchi

Diving Catch

Basebalrog**

Well, since he’s a Tolkien geek, how about Elvet Velvis.

JRFRANCHI --> TaterTot

Meant to post:

Taking a cue from «Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™: Why not something healthier, like «Ö¥êńβŗőĬĻĕď»™?

But accidentally posted it in a Pit thread. They’ll likely tear it apart before it even sees the light of day.

Lord of the Badda-Bings

Marsh Mellow

Boolean Jersey (or Garden) Squeeze Play

…and my other not so tailored suggestions.

I like it!

Some great ones:

BaseBalrog has a certain appeal.
Lord of the Badda-Bings is funny but maybe a little too much. It might make the voting round anyway.
I just had a offboard friend tell be Jersey Jim won’t work, try Jim of the Shire.
**Global Worming ** is pretty cool too.

**Sock Puppet Apocalypse ** I love this one, but I think that would both put a target on my back and probably displease the admins.

**Bush ** If I wanted to be pitted this would do it, won’t go on my list but thankyou Mr Bur Guy. :smiley:

Boiling Lead On The Testes :eek: Thank you, I’ll pass :wink:

Ar-Pharazon the Golden Glove? I think I would rather be associated with the good guys.

What exit? This should probably go on the list, when I was in boot camp, I was asked this as a joke, I didn’t realize it was a joke and answer, “Oh, between 109 and 114, do you know the area?”

If I missed any I apologize.

Jim

Just don’t call yourself John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

That’s my name.

**Black-light Poster

Psychedelic Poster

Poster Child

Jersey Poster Child**

Can’t it be his name too?

I won’t try to be creative here, so just let me suggest you look at this site for some possible Outlaw Biker Names.

See ya on the other side!

Just in case you didn’t notice, while she might love to be a tuba diver, she’s actually a tuba diva.

Common mistake.

I personally think you have a good name to begin with. But what do I know.