Time for a username change; please help me out with suggestions.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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:smack: Oops.

Just as a check I’ll try to narrow the field to 5 choices and I’ll put my current name on as the sixth choice.
If that is how the vote goes, I’ll abide by it.

Jim

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Sans-Culottes It cuold mean that you identify with the radicalized lower middle class that helped topple the French Monarchy. Or it could just mean you’re not wearing trousers. Works on a couple different levels.

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Ooo! Ooo! These might be good. They were originally sabotaged signs outside of businesses.

You Farted Blood

Slam Me In The Pooper

Tall Men Will Nut On Cat

Mom’s Taco

And this one’s long, but I love it:

13 Nuns W/ Small Kids Poop On Your Face 5X

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Gangrene Clitoris is my standard suggestion. Imagine my surprise when nobody uses it.

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I’ve always read you as Jurfy since the intials and last name dealio was a bit hard to pronouce. Imagine my glee when I noticed you were from Jersey, thereby cementing your innate, well, Jurfiness.

I’m going to be ever so confused now, wahh!

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Inappropriate Touching

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AnalProbe

NuclearEnema

RequiemFart

I dunno; maybe these are indicating some sort of unwholesome pattern. Hey, if you are from New Jersey, how about ConcreteBooties or LandOf10,000Gangsters?

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No Touch Monkey

(It’s the title of some travel book I saw in a bookstore the other day.)

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:eek: I think I’ll pass on these. :smiley:

Jurfy is interesting. I think I have to pass on the other overnights.

Thank you
Jim

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Buster Hymen , also my choice for a rock group name.

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Evil Monkey In My Closet
Sunshine & Farts
:smiley: :cool:

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Elfranchi, Lord of Riverdale?

(Combines Tolkien and Jersey.)

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Is Mangetout still trying to get someone to be Toast Museum ?

You might consider that.

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Magical Farting Canaries

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(Or Toast Museum)

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Wouldn’t Gangrenous Clitoris roll off the tongue a little better?
snicker. roll off the tongue. tee-hee. uh-oh. I think I’m gonna be sick…

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Or you could go the obscure historic reference route and call yourself DesperateFranchi.

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I had to look that one up. It is very obscure.

I’ll be more comfortable with something that uses Jim in it rather than Franchi, but I will keep an open mind.

**BobLibDem ** Buster Hymen, Sounds like a Rapper more than a rock group, I am beyond my Hymen busting days. (Not that this happened often anyway)

I am more of a hobbit than an elf, my wife is the Elf. (Her actual initials really are E L F, very cool for me a Tolkien fan)

My leading candidates as of right now:

Jersey Poster Child
BaseBalrog
What exit?
Global Worming
Jim of the Shire
JRFRANCHI by apparent request

I will keep taking suggestions for another day or two depending on interest and then go to the Poll.

Jim

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Ex-Parrot Pinin’ For the Fjords

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Jim of the Shire has a nice ring to it.