Time for a username change; please help me out with suggestions.

[Yeticus_Rex]

Ok, since Lord of the Badda-Bings got dropped from contention, you made me go to my Ace in the hole:

Heuristic Hurler Haldir from Homegrown Hoboken

[Loach]

Hmmm between exit 109 and 115? Holmdel Homie? Red Bank Rocker?

[Lemur866]

Can you pretty pretty please have a name that starts with a capital letter? Cause that would be awesome.

[Nic2004]

A slight mod on the one suggestion:
JIM: Friend of ELF!
ELFriend Jim

On a different note: I can’t think of the exact name but someone here can:
In A Fish Called Wanda, her stupid “brother” Otto (don’t call me stupid!) introduced himself to the baliffs wife Wendy as…

Someone help me out here?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Buck Naked?

Friederich Nietzsche (sp)?

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

@Elendil's Heir

Buck Naked?

Or, why not Horn Dog & Slut Puppy, then?

Inside joke, peoples.

[Ins_Outs_What-have-yous]

**J. R. R. Franchi

Middle Earthworm

Cafe Sociologist**

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

I still think Sunshine & Farts goes over well.

[What_Exit]

As of last night
**Jersey Poster Child
BaseBalrog
What exit?
Global Worming
Jim of the Shire
JRFRANCHI ** by apparent request

Promising ones
Jim Elf-Friend to the list
maybe Radagastian
maybe Imladris Denizen
Reverend Jim my favorite TV character of all time. Hopefully **Rev Tim ** won’t get upset. Thank you Shirley Ujest Don’t call me shirley.

@Lemur866

Can you pretty pretty please have a name that starts with a capital letter? Cause that would be awesome.

I Promise I Will Start With A Capital Letter This Time.

@Loach

Hmmm between exit 109 and 115? Holmdel Homie? Red Bank Rocker?

I like Red Bank Rocker but I live in Holmdel as you figured, though at the time I was in Tinton Falls, (my parents house, I was only 18).

@Maureen

Well, that works, too. Or maybe Prophet of the FSM. Something appropriately lofty. Also the title of one thread kinda tickled me: Alpha Centauri Pronto. But that’s probably just because the benadryl I’m taking makes everything funny. Italian Hosebeast; good double entendre, even though Jim is anything but a hosebeast.

Thank you Maureen Well it sounds like I made one convert , so maybe this would work.

So a new working list
**Jersey Poster Child
Reverend Jim
Jim Elf-Friend
Prophet of the FSM
BaseBalrog
What exit?
Global Worming
Jim of the Shire
Joisey Jim
JRFRANCHI ** by apparent request

As an agnostic It feels weird to have 2 psuedo religious ones, but I actually liked Rev Jim’s philosophy of life and the FSM does serve a higher purpose.

I’ll drop some before the voting or modify them a little.

On preview I just saw this

@ArchitectChore

J. R. R. Franchi
Middle Earthworm
Cafe Sociologist

I like the first, got me laughing immediately. But I am leaning toward losing the last name.

Jim

[What_Exit]

Sorry for the double post after and extra long post.
We do have a FSM mockery on the board.
FlyingRamenMonster

[dogbutler]

{b]Cyborg Platypus**

[dogbutler]

@dogbutler

Cyborg Platypus

Pervert is your friend

[What_Exit]

@dogbutler

Pervert is your friend

I don’t know Pervert, is he Gnu 2 da Boreds?

I’ll start the Voting Thread tomorrow in IMHO with a link back to here and vice versa. Gives me one more night for some good suggestions and a chance to narrow it down.

Thanks again everyone.
Jim

[Syntropy]

@Nic2004

A slight mod on the one suggestion:
JIM: Friend of ELF!
ELFriend Jim

On a different note: I can’t think of the exact name but someone here can:
In A Fish Called Wanda, her stupid “brother” Otto (don’t call me stupid!) introduced himself to the baliffs wife Wendy as…

Someone help me out here?

Manfredjensenjen.
Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen”
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.”
Otto: “Oh, no?”
Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.”

[Fern_Forest]

Uh, Clem

[El_Kabong]

Well, here’s my one and only suggestion: Invisible Jim.

[Anaamika]

@Maureen

Manfredjensenjen.
Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen”
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.”
Otto: “Oh, no?”
Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.”

“You’d all be speaking GERMAN!”
commence singing in German

[What_Exit]

The Vote is taking place in the following thread.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6989298#post6989298

Thank You Everyone. I put 10 names up for the vote.

Jim

[Nic2004]

@Maureen

Manfredjensenjen.
Otto: “I’m, uh, Harvey. Manfred… jen… sen… jen”
Wendy: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, and I know perfectly well that you don’t keep the general public informed when you are “debriefing KGB defectors in a safe house.”
Otto: “Oh, no?”
Wendy: “Not unless you’re irretreivably stupid, no.”

THAT"S IT! Thanks very much. I was going to find my DVD and try to find the scene.
I’d nominate Mr. Manfredjinsenjen, CIA

Thanks again Maureen, and Anaamika for your addition.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Fern Forest

Uh, Clem

I don’t know about Jim, but if I ever change my user name, that’s #1 on my list!