Time Machine For Sale

[Tuckerfan]

Not exactly sure how it’s supposed to work.

The Hyper Dimensional Resonator (HDR) is one of the most advanced instruments of it’s kind in the entire world. An advanced two dial, one bank unit that has many uses. It is primarily designed as an astral projection/time machine and unlimited white light generator. The unit comes with a witness well, rubbing plate, multidimensional stabilizer, clear switch, power switch, and time-coil. It is the only unit of it’s kind in the world. If you have ever had difficulties astral projecting then this device can help you to succeed. Strictly a research tool.

[Hal_Briston]

@Tuckerfan

Not exactly sure how it’s supposed to work.

Oh, bought one 'o them before. Complete ripoff. Could never get the thing to work.
Odd, though, that the cash they used for my refund had a portrait of President Kutcher on it.

[Kallessa]

Apparently, I’m going to buy one next week. At least, that’s what the note on the one that showed up in my kitchen today says.

[Thaumaturge]

I bought one of these in 2021, but it malfunctioned horribly, and I can’t even get my money back!

[ParentalAdvisory]

To the past,

Flux Capacitor broke, please send money.
Regard,
PA - 2020

[twickster]

The unit comes with complete written instructions for proper use. HDR

For those who interested in the physical (not astral) Time Machine project, please email us at: yccc@scientist.com

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Seller’s payment instructions & return policy:
WE HAVE A FLEXIBLE LATTICE OF INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES WITH A CHARTER, PREMIUM AND DELUXE PARTNERSHIP. S&H for HDR $12 IT Will COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS TO OPERATE. ABSOLUTELY NO REFUND.

No refund!?!?!?!?!

[Ashkicker]

I know how it works. It transports you back to a time when you had money. And leaves you wondering why you spent over $200 on such nonsense.

[GorillaMan]

A quick google links the seller to the Time Travel Symposium. Which took place last March. Hmmmmm…

[Ale]

The unit works similar to a radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radionically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time. The unit comes with complete written instructions for proper use.

OK, they´ve talked me into it, I want one, send it to me last week and I´ll send the check right away.

[Phnord_Prephect]

The Hyper Dimensional Resonator (HDR) is one of the most advanced instruments of it’s kind in the entire world

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It is the only unit of it’s kind in the world

So what are the other most advanced instruments of its kind in the world?

[picunurse]

It doesn’t look that complicated, I’m going to build my own. I don’t really like to travel much so on of you could … oh. I forgot you already all said no next week. Fine! I’ll just go by myself.
Hey! I’m back now here, but I haven’t built it yet, so I have to stay now until I get it built then go then and come to now… My head hurts, I’m going to bed.

But, I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!