Time To Dismember (Rants of September){OLD}

Whats wrong with being obese impotent and insane? asking on behalf of many of our fine people.

Lord😅 well, he IS attractive. So theres that.

Succinct. :smile:

If Mr Attractive is well fed , likes to cuddle, and has mental Illness he’ll find a playmate easier than an Obese, impotent lunatic with good looks. Swipe left or right?

It’s probably wrong of me to pile on… but I think she mentioned the word ‘addict’ also.
( You know, if he wasn’t dead, I’d ask if she was dating Rush Limbaugh… )

No, he doesn’t do drugs.

So just be friends … ? I don’t see the point of pursuing a sexual relationship here.

For the past six months or so our oldest dog, Loki, wakes me up every night somewhere between 2:30 and 4:30 am to go outside and pee. She’s totally healthy, she’s just old.

I love it. I have to slip slides on, put her on a leash, and walk her to her favorite area. She pees, I pee, then we both go back to sleep. Sometimes we see rabbits, sometimes we see deer.

It’s so peaceful outside, even if it’s raining. I fall right back to sleep when I climb back into bed, and those ten minutes are sometimes the highlight of my day.

You pee outside, too?

Yes. It’s how we do things in the country. :man_shrugging:

Each marks their own corner, so that they know which part of the yard is theirs.

I want to know which are harder to hit: the rabbits or the deer.

I would not even be friends with this person. Execute physicians? Yeesh.

It reminds me of my Aunt having to break up with her massage therapist because she believes medical doctors have been killing patients and blaming it on COVID. The massage therapist still wanted to be friends and my Aunt was like, “You don’t understand. I will never stop telling you how wrong you are.”

Can’t you get MiL to be all broody mother hen towards her baby?

MIL is elderly, though she’s said she’s tempted.

The kid took an hour to go down for his nap, but slept for three hours, so we least we had some quiet for a while.

She said being here reminds her of how hard parenting can be. :grinning:

If I ever date someone again, I’m going to come to the Dope and post things, as you guys can point out things I may be overlooking.

This. I got covid in the summer of '22 after having my vaccine and boosters. Know that I am immunocompromised. I was seriously sick, but I truly believe those vaccines are what kept me out of the hospital and above ground. I had a friend with health issues similar to mine. Despite being a nurse, she decided to not get the vaccine for political reasons. She is no longer in existence, due to covid. She basically drowned. She knew how to care for herself, she knew her chances, she took the risk and lost. I am so grateful for the vaccine. Ask yourself if this possible relationship is worth your life, @SuntanLotion . Just a suggestion. I’d rather live.

Thats a moot point. I am not going to be in a relationship with him, even if he changed his mind.
This isn’t a difference of political opinion, he doesn’t think I’m worth risking getting sick for. He won’t answer what his symptoms were, how he got better, why no one but him gets sick from us vaxxed people, why my ex didn’t.or listen to common sense. I like conspiracy theories but I doubt Gates/Fauci are trying to kill off the population.

This is a mini-rant on behalf of gas station workers, of whom I know several:

It looks like the idiots who delight in placing “I did that” stickers with Joe Biden pointing at the gas prices are back. And this time, they’ve added Kamala Harris to the stickers that the vandals are using.

It’s stupid, it’s childish, and it’s rude to plaster these things on someone else’s property. Which, of course, is why they do it. But it’s still a pain in the ass to have to remove them.

My newly purchased jar of Fly by Jing has no zing! Szechuan chili crisp tastes flat how can that be?

I check the best by date, it’s May 2023!
Oh yeah I’m taking it back, I thought I was getting a deal when I saw it was reduced from $15 to $11.