Hello fellow SDers. As you can tell I registered in October and I posted a few times. But I have really been busy and to tell the truth I haven’t had time to post to a MB. I have been in several times lurking and reading the threads in most of the forums. So much that I feel like I know most of you.
Now that life has settled down some for me I have decided to dive in and join the crowd.
Even though I have lurked, I have shared many laughs and many experiences with most of you. Now maybe I can take the time to be a written part of that.
Welcome Back Ultress!!
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Welcome to The Machine.
Where have ya been?
It’s all right, we know where you’ve been.
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
The water is warm.
Suits are optional.
Lifeguards accept no responsibility for lost innocence.
Be careful Funnee I’ve just broken off an engagement to a man I thought was “Mr. Right” so I’m a woman on the prowl, I may just take your suit
ultress, you never should have admitted to being on the prowl, now the wolves will be coming out of the woodwork!
If you want to meet me for drinks and view my art collection (I have some fine prints at the house), I can explain to you how some of the shady characters on this board might try to take advantage of your vulnerable emotional state.
P.S. and we only registered as members three days apart from each other. I think we might be soul mates. What’s your sign?
P.S. and we only registered as members three days apart from each other. I think we might be soul mates. What’s your sign?
Arnold you may well be my soul mate but what’s your sign is too old you need another pick up line. I’ll be ready at 7.
I’d love to be by to pick you up, but my car’s just been repossessed and my bicycle has a flat tire, so I thought you could pick me up.
P.S. Please bring money, payday isn’t for another week.
Do you like tractor pulls?
(just trying to recapture for you the flavour of the dating scene, in case you forgot what it was like.)
So. You’re a Lady Ultrer?
And be careful around Arnold. He may be impossibly gorgeous, but I understand he keeps David Hockney reproductions in his home. And enjoys tractor pulls.
Uke
Of course I’ll pick you up Arnold. I have my own tractor and no need for money I’ll bring some ‘white lightening’ that will knock your socks off.
Thanks for the warning Uncle.
No, no, that would be “UncleBeer” you’re thinking of. A fine fellow, in his own way. He should be along to pay his respects any minute now.
Jones is my name. Jones. I’m one of the Jones boys.
Uke
ultress, I should warn you.
In a recent thread
Celebrity Matchmaker
it was revealed that my ideal woman would be the Judge Judy type.
I personally think that’s a load of bunkum, but do personality tests lie? I, for one, sure hope they do.
P.S. and if you ignore the warning, Ukulele Ike’s description is right on the money. (<ahem> I will direct your attention to the “impossibly gorgeous” phrase.)
Yep, yer good ol’ Uncle is here to give you a welcoming hand. And a bit of advice about Arnold; he’s a pretty nice guy, but I wouldn’t go to sleep with my finger in his mouth.
Here’s mud in yer eye!
Yer pal, UncleBeer.
Ok you caught me. I’m terrible with names. It seems that I remember men better in other ways than their given name. Namely body parts I think.
Body parts? Well here’s a few of mine from the recent Ann Arbor Doper Do
And fine body parts they are
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Ultress, you’re single? How would you like an 18 year old dependent? I’ll just sort of lie around all day. In fact, I’ll be like a big cat, only I’ll eat more, I don’t lick myself, and my claws aren’t retractable. What say ye?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.