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Originally posted by **ultress]/b]:
"not to mention the fact that I am single and indeed sending sexual reference emails to most males on this board. " [/qoute]
I happenedupon this little gem in this weeks threadspotting, and felt very left out.
Since Cheffie and I have been composing hotlove letters to the girls, I, for one, think it’s about time the gentlemen of the board got some atention.
ultress!! make with the love letters.
*I’m now on >ultress’ shit list.
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
Homepage: www.I’mBig.com
Occupation: Photographer wannabe
Location: The darkroom
Interests: Yes.
Designer Sig and Profile. Anyone without one just isn’t cool.
Hmmm, I’m feelin’ a bit lonely and unloved myself. Well, except for that one e-mail I found this morning from someone who shall remain unnamed; you know who you are. Thanks!
Rory–You’ve been writing sexual emails for the ladies? Where do I sign up for mine?
Homepage: www.idreamofjeannie.com
Occupation:Wish granting
Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla.
Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble
–Custom profile courtesy of UncleBeer
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Custom sig line courtesy of Wally
Hmmmmm, maybe, possible. I can’t start on this until Sunday. I’m on 6 days a week 12 hours a day until the end of May. Sunday is my only day off…but Roy you will definitely be the first.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes profile by UncleBeer
Howz about sending a hot letter to Drain Bead! One that is so hot, that you take this perfectly heterosexual being and make her think about a threesome!
I just got my email from ultress and … oh my… it’s a good thing nobody was in the room, because it had an effect on me. Oh, and ultress? It was really mean of you to stop where you did.
DVous these are requests for personal emails, not letters. They won’t be posted on the SD board, if you want an email it will be send to your email address. ChefTroy now you know the effect your letters had, turn about is fair play.
All the rest of you guys that requested an email, it may take me some time because of all the hours I"m working, but you will get one, and yes Wally you can get two. Satan you will need to make your request in a separate thread as this one is for males only. If I did do an email as you requested it would be sent to you, not to Drain, and she might not appreciate that…
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes profile by UncleBeer
OK, I just got mine. It was… quite arousing. Ultress told me not to dicuss it in public, so I’ll leave you with the information that the following ingredients were involved: a tulip field, a warm summer day, and a summerdress without anything underneath…
Ultress, I’m waiting for Part II. It seems that you only have been writing the foreplay so far: when do we REALLY get rolling??
