Tiny, as in miniature Crocs. Styrofoam shrinkage and other weird physics funzies

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok. We know Crocs are made from Croslite. Some weird proprietary formula. I’m sure some absent minded physics professor stumbled upon it. (Not important, I don’t think).

I saw tiny Crocs on a YouTube. Fit on the guys big toe. It’s an oldish YouTube, so I don’t think it’s AI

I need these things. Don’t ask me why. Just a folly.

My understanding is, if you put styrofoam deep in the ocean it compresses.

Tell me I don’t gotta dip my Crocs deep in the ocean to get teeny toe sized ones.

Oh, oh… What if I wore them scuba diving would they squeeze my feet?

How does anything not compress?

(Disclaimer…I know jack-shit about any of this)

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Liquid nitrogen would probably do the trick. They probably wouldn’t stay tiny once they warmed up again, though.

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Same with water pressure/depth. I’ve returned to the surface with no discernable size difference from when I started a dive.

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I find I can buy tiny Crocs as key fobs.

(They make dog ones, but they cost a bunch more)

Huzzah!!

It doesn’t take much to make me happy for a day or two.

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We’re talking really deep, Ocean Gate deep.

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This should be your Signature Line

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: Tommy

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Yeah, got it.

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But we* love you and you know it!

*Everyone who Fuckin Matters!

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No one wants me to have tiny Crocs tho’:joy:

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Why not just get those Funky Toe Socks instead? The come in stripes, I bet!

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Oh, sweetie, I have those.

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They must be Custom made to fit that “A… “ uh, that family name second toe.

Your sister don’t have that toe…

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Oh yes she does

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You don’t know which sister I’m referring to

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All my siblings have it.

It’s a curse I tell ya…

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Post that picture of the stupid tiny Crocs, wouldja, please? Dopers wanna see.

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I cannot post pictures.

Signed: I know jack-shit about any of this.

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But you look Great not knowing about any of whatever.

Ask around.

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This Is all I could find. Not like the cute ones you sent me

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Huh, you have a distinctive family toe, too? In my extended family, on a bunch of us (including me), the toenail on the littlest toe grows straight up, instead of forward.

I’m pretty sure it’s a dominant Mendelian trait, but I’ve never fully charted it out.