Tired of Fingers in your Chili or Custard? Try Mice!

According to WROR radio this morning, a woman eating in a Dorchester Chinese restaurant found a Mouse Head in her Fried Rice. She reportedly said it was disgusting, with its little black eyes and its thin snout. The restaurant (surprise!) has been shut down.

Your snappy one-liner here.

She say flied lice I give her she no like, she say flied mice I give her she no like, it no my fault!

So it was an optical mouse?

Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet.


She should complain she didn’t get any feet, that’s the best part.