Silkwood 2: the ISO 9000 Validation
Matrix 2: Blue Screen of Death
Christina Aguilera is Jennifer Lopez in Bio of a Latina Diva
The Crow 4: City of Cincinnatti
LOL!!! Wrong thread, though. I’d pay good money to see that!
The Adventures of Mort, the CPA
My Colonoscopy
CarrotTop’s King Lear
Toothpicks: A Documentary in Seven Parts
Corporate Strategy Meeting: The Action Plan
Godzilla vs. The Spice Girls
That’s Dentistry!
Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer
Hedgehog: The Ron Jeremy Story
The Piano II: Return of Harvey’s penis
Tank Girl Goes To Washington
I even came up with a plot (waayyy too much time on my hands):
John Travolta plays Mickey as a psychotic bad guy who’s too cool for his own good (typical drummer). Billy Bob Thornton is Mike if he were mentally challenged, and writes songs like: “MMM…I likes that potted meat…MMMM-yup.” Kevin Spacey plays Peter as a mysterious bass-player-with-a-limp who isn’t quite what he seems, and Tim Roth’s Davey Jones just gets gut-shot.
In the end, Mike Nesmith kills everyone with a lawnmower blade, but Peter Tork just up and walks away at the very last. (Kaiser escapes the Kaiser blade. It makes sense, see?)
Paul Verhoeven’s Starship Showgirls
Kevin Costner’s Postman 2: Return to Sender
Citizen Kane - The Musical
Everybody Loves Raymond - Bigger, Longer, Uncut
I Was a Teenage Computer Geek
The Rush Limbaugh Story…in 3-D! - an IMAX special presentation
Here is my contribution,
Popeye and Bluto: A Love Story
Necrophiliacs are People too
Manteca: The Town of Pig Fat
Geriatrics Gone Wild
Shakespear in Lust: The True Story of a Man and his Boy
I seem to be doing this a lot… Already in post-production, The Matrix Reloaded, http://www.corona.bc.ca/films/details/matrix2.html.
– Bob
Bwahahahahaha!
Oh, man. You guys crack me up. All of these are so funny, but for some reason, this one especially makes me laugh. Nice work.
Dude, where’s my kidneys?
Saving Private Idaho
Bieng Skip Stevenson
Certified Personal Accountants of Dune
Harrison Ford in: John Grisham movie concept #316
Dig Dug, The Movie
Coming soon from Disney Animation:
Snow White and the Magnificent Seven Dwarves
The Hatchback of Notre Dame: Herbie the Love Bug in Paris
Sleeping Beauty II: Back in the Sack
Dumbo Does Dallas
Love is a Minnie Splendored Thing
Walt Disney’s Dracula
In my July 2001 issue of seventeen magazine, they have a contest where you can send in your own plot for Titanic II. Sad, eh? The editor also asks James Cameron why there’s no “buzz” about a sequel. Uh, I didn’t even see the first movie, but I know that there was only one Titanic (the ship). It kinda crashed. Maybe they will make it Titanic II: The Hindenburg, starring Rose and a new guy.
In regard to the OP…
We All Love Lucy tagline: “What crazy schemes will that crazy redhead think of next?”
Zoobilee Zoo: The Movie
Grease 3: all about the rise and fall of country line dancing
The Man Show: 2.5 Hours of Juggies! tagline: “Ziggy socky yourself drunk!”
Dorf Does the Boston Marathon
Yes my spelling is terrible… I was running late for something and was typing as fast as I could and didn’t have time to preview…
But that explains why we had differing views of MLP… we must have seen different videos… I think mine might have been Tales or the other one… I dunno though it’s been awhile.
Nostradamus: I Know What You’re Doing Next Summer
Polack (the true story of an Eastern European abstract painter who forgot to read the instructions that came with his brushes)
Buckaroo Backdoor: Adventures in the Anal Dimension
Assa-blanca: Bogart and Bergman do Morrocco
The Nightmare After Christmas (in which you get your bill, and stand in line for hours to return the crap that your Aunt Sylvie gave you)
The Shuffleboard Diaries (the downward spiral of Metamucil addiction in a nursing home)
Bill and Ted’s Washington D.C. Adventures (Clinton and Kennedy, 'nuff said)
Actually, I think the working title is Freddy Got Fisted.
Too Many Monkeys!
The Tapeworm: Nature’s Miracle Creature
Jerry and Betty: The Passionate Story of the Ford Presidency.
Gravity’s Rainbow: The Movie
Mr. Ed and the Glue Factory
That Darn Elephant!
Millard Filmore: A Life
I was a CPA for the FBI
The Stupids 2: Brain Dead
Last Action Hero 2: The Refund
Stop! or My Great Grandfather will Shoot
*Pampers… the inside story
Heinz… the 58th variety
Sheepless in Settle (non-UK dopers may struggle with this one but an explanation is available upon request)