Titles that could be their own porn parody

Fatty’s Magic Pants (Fatty's Magic Pants (Short 1914) - IMDb)

As a double feature with Destination Moon

Young Guns

Around the World in 80 Days?

Horatio Hornblower
Master And Commander

Amazon Women of the Moon
Eat, Drink, Man, Woman
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover
The Men (a Brando film)
The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men
The Cowboys

In the realm of song, there’s:

“Hi Ho Trailus Boot Whip” by Anita O’Day

“Beat Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar” by the Andrews Sisters

The Girl With the Pearl Earring
Howard’s End
The Muppets Take Manhattan.

TBH, it’s probably tougher to think of titles that don’t sound at least a bit dirty when looked at in a certain way.

Jesus Christ Superstar
The Woman in White

Annie Xmas! :smiley:

Heh. David Letterman suggested that was how Arnold Schwarzenegger asked women out on dates, early in his American career.

Big Trouble in Little China :eek:

300

:rolleyes:

Apt Pupil
Easy Rider
Bad Boys
Beavis and Butthead Do America
Catch Me If You Can
Contact
Ed Wood
Goodnight and Good Luck
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
House of Games
Inside Man
Kick Ass
The People Under the Stairs
The Thing

Did Hard

Three Men and a Little Lady
Damnation Alley

The Lady and the Tramp

True Grit
Gung Ho
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Father Knows Best
Big Jake

King Kong

Pitch Black