Titty twister leads to arrest

[VunderBob]

Linky.

What’s next? A hertz donut strongarm robbery?

[howye]

“seemed intoxicated” - Did not see that coming.

[lieu]

The report didn’t specify whether the twisting occurred in a clockwise or counter clockwise direction or in a combination of the two.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

[Tapioca_Dextrin]

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