Female, 34. Been masturbating since as long as I can remember… since I was a kid anyway, maybe 3? Of course I didn’t know what I was doing then, and I have no idea how I discovered it, just that it felt nice and was funny in that it made me feel like I had to pee but not really. I have a younger cousin who we also caught touching herself when she was about 2 or 3 so I guess it runs in the family.
At least once a day - I have to be really, really exhausted to fall asleep without giving myself an orgasm. On the rare days I get to sleep in, I might well have three or four, possibly with catnaps in between, before getting out of bed. Sometimes on weekends if I’m home I might have a go or two in the afternoon, and if I’m really horny I may have several nights in a week when I need to in the evening before and/or after dinner too. Usually it’s manual but I do have a few toys too, the new favorite being the Insatiable G - it’s got a curved jelly vibrator that hits the G-spot as well as a clitoral vibrator, and the woman I bought it from at a ‘toy party’ guarantees that it’ll do the job in three minutes or less or she’ll not only refund the $40 but give a $20 credit toward anything else in her catalog. So far it hasn’t let me down… but I can also make it last as long as I want. The first time I used it I had a twenty minute orgasm and only stopped because I had to leave for work!
It’s been a couple of years since I’ve been in a steady relationship, but even when I am I still end up masturbating a lot too - because we can’t be together all the time, or sometimes when I’ve been with someone we’ve done it together. With some guys I’ve masturbated during intercourse and found that they get off on it as much as I do.
See, all of you who don’t, people like me have to do your share too. It’s a terrible burden, I tell ya. 