You know, I don’t do vanity searches very often but today I did. This was not the thread that I expected to appear. I was a little afraid to read the post.
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I do. A lot.
Not anymore. I used to but I just don’t have the desire anymore.
I figure why do the work when my guy can do it for me. 
Female 27
Yep, I do it.
Do you people know what wubbins are? (pronounced woobens, It’s a family thing i guess) They’re the security blankets that Linus from Peanuts is always seen with. When I was young (around age 5), my wubbins was my tool! I used to masturbate into that blanket til it stood up without folding. Yeah… That’s a lot.
All my life I used clothing items such as underwear, and soft dresses around the house. I have rarely ever used my bare hand, and to this day, I still can’t use my bare hand. I now use my fiances underwear on almost a daily basis. The laundry gets full quick.
The wierdest thing is, I’m positive she knows, and I have no regret or sense of shame about it. She whacks me off barehanded with soap at least once a week in the shower, but that feels much different than my own hand.
I do it my self at least once a day. Weekdays or Weekends by myself, I can still masturbate 4 to 5 times, just from shear excitement of being alone.
Sex is wonderful, don’t get me wrong. We have sex about twice a week. But there’s something about the soft cotton feel of her panties.
I know, I know … this is disgusting… but it’s a hell of lot cleaner than you think. habits are so hard to break
Male/29
With apologies to Robert Schimmel:
I do it so often i’m having a ball removed and a lotion dispenser installed
Ladies, we know you do it. But what I’ve always wondered is the percentage of women who actually look at pictures of nekkid men while doing the Joycelyn Elders Boogie, versus the percentage who just think about naked men while dancing the two-finger taco tango, versus the percentage who think about nothing in particular but their own selfish pleasure while groping the gristle.
Nope, but I do fantasize about certain images that get me off. Also, I sometimes read some porn beforehand.
The “taco” and “gristle” images have me gagging.
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Ironically, last night was the first time I masturbated since my ex and I split.
I just did not feel very sexual and went a month without any orgasm.
Last night…I was amazing
I don’t get the TENS unit or Chapelle’s show references.
Yes, I masturbate. Used to be on the order of 3 or 4 times a day when I was but a sprout (12? 14?), but has since slowed to 1 or 2 some days. Some days I don’t at all, but it depends on how recently I’ve had sex.
As far as lube goes, I don’t get it. I started off not using it, and I still rarely do. From what I’ve heard, it’s because
I’m uncut, and have some extra skin there
On a side note, do females use lube?
Why did I bother with a spoiler in a TMI thread, guys?
Male/31/Yessureebob.
Not as much when I was in relationships, though.
Well, I guess it could contribute, but I tend to blame it on 8-10 hours of very fast typing a day. 
Sometimes. Not usually necessary for me.
No, or rather, I don’t. After you get started, you really don’t need any store-bought lube.
And after answering that. I don’t suppose there’s any denying the fact that I do masturbate. My favorite time to do it? When I’m snuggled in the bed next to my husband. He’ll be reading or watching a movie, but keeps a close enough eye on me to know exactly when to reach out and tweak my nipple or kiss me.
For some strange reason, and I’ve voiced my ire about this before, he will never masturbate in front of me. Pity.
Female, 34, married. 4-6 times weekly, on average. Less during the school year, and a whole-helluva-lot more during the summer.
I do.
I do. I can go without, but can’t have more than 2 orgasms that way. With lube, I can have as many as 8.
22/ Male/ Yeah. Usually once a day, twice if I’m bored. Og bless the internet.
I can’t tell you how happy I am to know I’m not the only one who has this turn of phrase in their head.
Re soap as a lubricant, I gotta say, I’m not a fan. Sorta stings when it gets in the, uh, pee-hole. (I presume there’s a technical term for that, but I ain’t googlin’ at work.)
Oh, and re the main question: I know what I’m doin’ tonight.
Electro stimulation, it can keep you hard and dribbling pre-cum for ages. Or can be used with a partner to make things literally electric.