Hardly qualifies you for Champ status, now does it???
:D:D:D
The post-to-read count may tell us a lot. While people posting into this thread seem to masturbate for the most part, there are a heck of a lot of folks reading but not posting.
I hate to start a separate thread to ask such a similar question- and I wonder if this question should be asked on the heels of the OP’s query. Perhaps it’d elicit more answers on both sides of the…er…bed?
" Are you satisfied with the level of sexual satisfaction in your life? "
Maybe a lot of Dopers reading the OP don’t post because they don’t masturbate because they’re too busy doing it like rabbits. Just a thought.
I would expect nothing less from someone with your username.
By the way, Male, 43 and of course. But not as much as I used to since I married my second wife about five years ago and started to have sex a minimum of four times a week.
Damn yes. From when I was about 12 and woke up from my first and surpisingly graphic sex dream. Probably averages out to between 12 and 15 times a week, with or without SO. Compared to most of my friends I seem to be a very orgamsic person, if that makes any sort of sense. I hold the record for most orgasms in a day and all. So yay!
Good lord, doesn’t anyone read anything I write? I’ve made reference to a Mrs M. recently (see the “Are vaginal deliveries now ‘out’?” thread), and while I realize that’s no guarantee of anything, it’s a bit of a pointer…
Heavens to betsy. “Malacandra”, the name, comes from the “archangel” in charge of Mars who, among other things, is partly responsible for the “wargod Mars” meme and very definitely male in aspect, although bodiless and physically sexless (neither of those two being true of me). I knew I should’ve chosen a different name, but the first two I tried were already taken. :: mildly exasperated smiley ::
Sorry I’m so late into this thread . . . I was busy . . .
I need to “express myself” only 1-2 times a day now (one thing about getting older: you need to do some things more often, other things less often). If My Guy isn’t around, I take matters into my own hand(s).
Good question, Marge. I meant quality. In my limited experience, copious amounts of dreadful sex is one of the most depressing things an adult can endure.
By comparison, blindingly short spurts…er…bouts of truly spectacular sex can stay with a person for years.
I really don’t fantasize about anything while I’m masturbating. I usually do it when I’m bored or when I just get out of the shower and am already naked. I guess the sight of my own flesh gets me going. Actually, reading this thread is getting me going…but I’m at work. Too bad I can’t do it standing up or I’d totally do it in the bathroom. However, the usage of Jocelyn Elders Boogie and “taco” are both quelling the urge. Gross terminology is a turn-off.
So yeah, I do it about 4-5 times a week and I have sex about 3-4 times a week. I’m a horny horny girl. And it’s totally about my selfish pleasure, though I do give him some too. hee hee.
I masturbate, even when I had a fairly regular sex life. I don’t at the minute and may not for a while, so I still jerk off (the girlfriend’s a bit sensitive down there at the moment being preggers)
yep, once right before bed - I can’t sleep without it. I only do it in my own room - I figure it’s rude to do it in someone elses house so when I get home from a long vacation, leave me alone (exceptions to that rule of course).
Okay, I’m sorry for bumping this up after a long time being dead…but I don’t usually read any topics (including my own) when they are going on. What I do is I print them out at a later date and read them at home (this is because reading online hurts my eyes. It also explains why I don’t reply to very many other topics but make a lot of them myself; I figure by making topics I’m at least keeping my account active and doing something for the SDMB members rather than just lurk. However, like I said, I do read a LOT of topics in all the forums here. I print out at least 15 large ones a day).
And so, I recently printed this one out, and noticed this:
What? You mean to tell me that Wellbutrin makes masturbating harder? Because my doctor perscribed it for me, yet when I asked her if it had any “sexual side effects” she said no.
So what does it do exactly in this area? Lower the sperm count? Decrease sexual activity and/or longing? Before I start taking this, I’d like to know, because, mannn, beating my meat is something I do daily.
So does anyone know why this person would say something like this in the quote (or if they were joking)?
Oh my Og yes. So much that my SO thinks I prefer masturbating more than sex. It’s a different experience, it’s not that I don’t like sex. But come on, when you masturbate, at least if you fall asleep on yourself, you won’t wake up with anyone mad, right?
I’ve done it to the point where my hand goes numb sometimes. Those orgasms tend to make my limbs tingle for a bit. And the nap afterward is positively blissful.
