I think I tried a banana peel once, it didn’t work that well. I assume a banana peel layered with vasoline is better so i’ll try that some time.
No, not at all, assuming we’re talking about the hand-held shower head things. I have had much worse happen to my genitals.
A guitar case.
Worked, too.
Um… Not internally.
I will never look at your user name the same way again.
erm, how did your dog react to the toy afterwards?
Nineteen year-old Japanese twin sisters.
Actually, that might not count. Thier mother did most of the heavy work.
Wow, that’s terrific! I’ve always found drumming by drum groups very powerful and moving, but I never thought of it THAT way. How wonderfully delightful!
Without posting more info than I want, I’d be in this category. I wasn’t 13 to 15, a couple of years older, but yes, I did try a wide variety of things since I couldn’t get to any actual, you know, sex-meant objects.
Dough in a jar.
I was young.
I wondered.
My ex just got a baby sister and for some reason the car seat vibrates. I also got her to use a sucker/lollipop for me :D, which I’m sure isn’t too uncommon.
My dad’s electric shaver, but after a few sessions, it just wasn’t vibratey enough. So I progressed to the aquarium, pump motor. Boy, that thing would get HOT too!
This thread, right now.
(just kidding!)
During puberty, I discovered taking long hot tub baths and scrubbing yourself down, felt good. My favorite toy was my GI Joe action figure - the original 10 inch or so model. So picture me, my doll in one hand and my johnson in the other and so eventually…GI Joe was riding my rocket into outer space frequently. 
Is this in the right thread,or am I missing something?
For some reason I never got around to giving it to him 
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But it was only fair. He once chewed up a jelly dildo I left under the bed.
(And no it was not 18". Or double headed. Although it was in fact…blue.)
Another gentleman’s addition to the list of home appliances used was a blender almost full of warm water, and very, very, very careful “teabagging.”
The vibrating carseat thing is one thought. Convincing his ex to masturbate with a lollipop is a second.
Capsaicin cream. It wasn’t unpleasant.
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Are you INSANE?!
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