Spot the Wonderpup received a rather bizarre looking toy as a gift. We immediately dubbed it “The Anal Intruder.” It looked like one of those dildoes intended for anal use, except it was coverd in big rubber nubs. (No, I never used it for anything untoward.) Spot liked it well enough, so it was part of his regular toy rotation.
So one day, it was lying in the backyard, and some visitor saw it and asked “What IS that?” I unthinkingly said, “oh, it’s the anal intruder” and went about my business. Then I realized she had quite a shocked look on her face. It took me a minute to figure out what it was that I had said.
AFG, for some reason your nail polish bottle story cracked me up! That’s funny stuff right there.
As for me - I remember trying to shove a hot dog up there when I was young - too young to understand how sex and orgasms actually worked. I thought you just stuck something up there and it felt really good. Of course it didn’t, the hot dog wouldn’t even go in the hole and I was pretty disappointed for a while.
So… what was in the hot tub? I tried to figure out if it was semen, but I would have assumed that that would kind of blend in with the surroundings, since you had jets and everything… maybe?
