I was working in an emergency room and was asked to see a lady presenting with constipation. She had not had a bowel movement in two days and had severe rectal pain. The pain seemed to have started sometime after her new boyfriend had tied her up and stuck a large can of hairspray where the sun don’t shine. Unfortunately, the can was inserted “lid” first, and the plastic lid stayed in the rectum after the metal can was removed. The lid was a lot wider than hole and was removed in a crowded operating theatre.
Whoops! That was meant to be on the TMI thread. Oh well. Guess this is a TMI specific to medicine, hair products, surgery and regrets.
:eek:
And, she didn’t die from embarrassment either?
Shudders
<walks away gingerly rubbing her tush in sympathy>