Electrici-trees?
Shouldn’t you be out working to support me in my old age? Close that door! Quit lettin’ all the cool air out and the flies in.
Sure they’re just not attracted to your smell?
dodges pillows and various household objects thrown at him
Coal.
Somebody streak naked through this thread. But not through the cold parts.
Yep. And know why it’s black? Because all the electricity was sucked out. Science!
Um…
Wait a minute, here. Clockwise, or anti-clockwise?
Un-clockwise… duh.
To make the house colder in the summer…
Have the ex wife come over to pick up the kids.
Wait! If that ain’t cold enough she brought her mother.