To make the house colder in the summer...

[QUOTE=Mangetout]
What does it grow on then?
[/QUOTE]

Electrici-trees?

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Electrici-trees?
[/QUOTE]

Shouldn’t you be out working to support me in my old age? Close that door! Quit lettin’ all the cool air out and the flies in.

[QUOTE=swampbear]
Shouldn’t you be out working to support me in my old age? Close that door! Quit lettin’ all the cool air out and the flies in.
[/QUOTE]

Sure they’re just not attracted to your smell?

dodges pillows and various household objects thrown at him

[QUOTE=Mangetout]
What does it grow on then?
[/QUOTE]

Coal.

Somebody streak naked through this thread. But not through the cold parts.

[QUOTE=Whammo]
Coal.
[/QUOTE]

Yep. And know why it’s black? Because all the electricity was sucked out. Science!

Um…
Wait a minute, here. Clockwise, or anti-clockwise?

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Um…
Wait a minute, here. Clockwise, or anti-clockwise?
[/QUOTE]

Un-clockwise… duh.

To make the house colder in the summer…

Have the ex wife come over to pick up the kids.

Wait! If that ain’t cold enough she brought her mother.