You get a sash, actually. The only problem is keeping it on… usually.
Clarification request: Others have noticed that she does this to you, or others have noticed her doing this when anyone goes into the bathroom?
She does this to other guys in my office too. Unfortunately, there’s only one men’s room on the floor.
I think it might have come to a head (hehehe) yesterday. The guy I work with told his girlfriend, who works with her. Most of yesterday and all this morning, she no longer fully turns around, but instead cocks her head (hehehe) about an inch to catch us in her peripheral vision.
Fireman.
Just you watch, I bet she ends up putting a makeup mirror somewhere stratigic on her desk. Then she won’t have to turn around at all.
I’ll bet they have codpieces!
Why not just wave? Or, better still, pretend treat her attention as a sign of prurient interest? Flirt with her just enought to turn her off. She’ll never look at you again.
God, when I was in college I LOVED pulling stunts like this on snobby women. Don’t know if that’s how this woman is, but she definitely needs to learn SOME kind of lesson.
There are two ways to do this.
The First is easy. The trick is, you need to get all the guys in on it. Everytime one of you walks to the stalls, call out to her “Hi Lisa!” or whatever her name is. When they walk out , have them call out ‘It must not be too busy, Huh, _____?’ If this doesn’t emabarrass the crap out, nothing will.
The Second is to go to HR and mention her actions; ask if they can move her desk. If its just you, it might not happen, but if every person she scopes out daily (not in the medical sense) visits HR, maybe Ms Potty-Perv will find herself on the other side of the office.
:smack: I just had a thought.
She may be related to that Rob Schneider character from Saturday Night Live who sat near the copy machine!
Hey, Macro Man! The MacroMeister! Mac!
Going to the bathroom, eh? Going to drain the Macro Wiener! Takin’ a whizz! Makin’ peepee! Looking out for Number One! MacroMan’s gotta urinate!
Do you have any openings under Weiner Inspector? How about Weiner Tester?
I could send you my resume!
Having worked in offices with other ladies whose cubicle is next to the men’s room and who do this…
The reason she’s keeping tabs on who’s in the bathroom is that she’s afraid that one of youse guys will come up behind her and grab her playfully, “Peekaboo! Guess who!” It used to be that you’d have your tits grabbed, but nowadays since all the sexual harassment lawsuits, it’s just the cold damp just-washed “she doesn’t like to think where they’ve been” hands over the eyes.
She hates it when the office asshole does that. You got anybody like that in your office?
Seriously. That’s what she’s worried about. She turns around and stares at y’all because she wants you to know that she knows you’re there.
I once worked in an office where someone had a cubicle near the men’s room. She kept tabs on who was entering/exiting because she wanted to know if it was Unabomber, a pet name they gave to the big boss who had some sort of digestive problems. If it was the Unabomber, she needed to light the candles in her cubicle BEFORE he exited, or she’d be knocked unconscious by the stench.
Please include me also in any upcoming Wiener Patrol organizational meetings. Thanks.
I need to remember this defense the next time I’m stalking someone.
I’m certain all the best Weiner Inspectors have openings underneath.
I ripped this off from a comedian. I can’t remember who.
Go into the bathroom and smear chocolate all over your hands. Emerge from the bathroom and ask Little Miss Bathroom Perv if she has any napkins handy. That oughtta do it.
Wear a little beret with the embossed letters “Wiener Patrol”, give her a snappy salute as you exit the john, and announce “Mission accomplished, ma’am.”