I don’t mean to stare. I try not to. I’m not the type of guy that normally ogles people.
Naturally, I notice beautiful women but I make a point not to take second/third glances. But you are different. I’ve never seen a real life Jessica Rabbit, and you are poetry in motion walking past me.
I can almost hear the drums that must accompany your hips: boom chic-ka boom chic-ka boom
truly a (an?) MPISMS.
Ah, eyeball scorch. I quite undersatnd. 
- Jack
She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way.
That reminds me, where’d I put my pepper spray?
Hmmmm…
I’ll be in my bunk.
A real life Jessica Rabbit?
Like this?
@Freudian Slit - it’s not like I’m not following her down the sidewalk.
Maastricht Nice! The one I pass is less voluptuous but that pic is right idea.
Jessica Rabbit has always been on my ‘list’. My wife doesn’t mind it when the list includes cartoon characters.
Oh Jesus.
This reminds me of walking to the bank yesterday - it was a hot, sunny day (finally!), and I ended up walking quite near a teenage girl wearing nothing but two strips of fabric and a tan. I found myself wishing she’s walk somewhere else - we looked like a “before” and “after” picture (I don’t mind being 25 years older and 25 pounds heavier, but I can live without the close juxtaposition). 
I saw a goddess in London a few months ago. It was a sunny Sunday morning and I went out to buy breakfast, and she was walking into a store in front of me.
What distinguished this girl from other stunningly attractive women one sees occasionally is that she was only wearing her underwear - just a camisole top and panties.
Most people in the street stopped what they were doing and there was in the air a general clatter of jaws hitting pavement. I sat on a wall, lit a cigarette, and watched her leave the store and pneumatically saunter back to her apartment a few houses away, and after she’d gone inside remained there for several minutes thinking “o brave new world, that has such people in’t”.
Pictures, dammit. We need pictures!
pictures might justify Freudian Slit’s comment about pepper spray.
Plus I’d need a video to do her any justice.
Sunuvabitch.
She’s real!
:eek:
When I was on vacation a couple of weeks ago, I noticed more than my fair share of attractive women. I talked to quite a few, and I was one happy camper. But it occurred to me that in the entire week, while I’d seen some very attractive women, I had yet to see a True Goddess. I was thinking that just as I was boarding a bus. As I went to find a seat, I saw…
oh…
my.
It took serious physical effort not to stare. My neck was sore by the time I got off of the bus. And the ride was way too long. Damn traffic.
Amen!
Heh. That girl’s stage name is Ruby Rocket, and she’s a burlesque dancer, seamstress and self-named nerd. Her hobby from very early on was to sew super-hero costumes for herself and now that she’s a young woman, she makes money on the side by dressing up in the costumes and parading around on comic-conventions to wow the visitors.
Mission accomplished!
I thought the title said “To the godless walking home each day”
Yes, And there are so many of the godless walking the streets these days. What’s at the bottom of this?
I keep wondering…
Could it be… SATAN?! /Church lady voice off
