To the Guys: What would you do if you had female equipment for a day?

So, then, pretty much no difference from your normal life?

Come on people! What do think video cameras are for? Make that 24 hours last a lifetime…

Bemoan the fact that, once again, I am not agile enough to lick my own crotch.

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Posted by AHunter3
OK AHunter…lets say you have a choice from the members of the SDMB. Who would you swap with?

yeah, I’d laugh the first time one of these guys got their period. The moans and groans we would here…
And can you imagine a GUY with PMS???

snicker

I’d go driving and run into everything, cuz, ya’ know, like, I was putting on makeup and stuff.

<ducks and runs>

<sneaking back and looking around furtively>
Uh, I suppose I’d make a point of going out and proving that women can pick up anyone, anytime. This is, of course, assuming I’m hot. Otherwise, I’d just stay in playing with myself all day. :smiley:

I would yell, scream and become belligerant and irrational with every guy I met purely because it would be accepted without question.

Then I would masturbate and masturbate some more…

I would spend the 24 hours showering in as many women’s locker rooms as I could. With a hidden video camera.

I would find my G spot over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and again…

EGAD, if only I could. Does it have to be just for a day? Is it easier to instigate an orgy as a woman?

Hey, I’m enough of a man (such as it is, I guess) to fess up and say I’d go out there and pick up some dim witted, high stamina, studmuffin with the intent of getting to actually know what it’s all about.

I mean jeez, what a wasted opportunity to do anything else?

OK, I’d probably take some snapshots too.

SATISFIED?

Go look for one of those women from the penis-for-a-day thread. Hey, the rest of this body isn’t gonna attract guys - get a fellow experimenter and experiment.

Go out and get laid as much as possible.

Figure out this Stephen King thing.

One word: Sybian

Cruise straight boys who are otherwise not available?

Lurker-
I was wondering if anyone else had noticed that th OP said nothing about the rest of your body! But if that’s the same thing for the women-with-penises, would they still have boobs? Whoa. Anyways, you’ve made a good call. Also, I’d spend some time masturbating, for the pure pleasure in it, and for a wealth of first hand information for the future.

Interesting replies, all.

I’ve seen the books “Dick for a da” and “Chick for a Day”. The responses are similar to those in the two threads here at the SDMB – women see to be more outrageous. They’ll go pick u women, it seems, or ask for oral sex from their men. They also have a disurbing tendency to want to put the penis someplace else --like on their heads.

Guys, n the other hand, seem to want either lesbian sex r masturbation. I don’t think straight guys are as comfortable with the notion of sex with another guy as straight women seem to be with the notion of sex with another woman.

Lurkernomore had the right idea (one I considered, too) – have sex with an equally emporarily transgendered lady.

By the way, in my OP “it” is not a penis.