In honor of that wee little winky post, I have my own question to any female out there. What do all of you think you would do if you had a penis for a day? Honestly, I’m sure that someone has thought of this before. So, what would you do?
What you see is what you get, but you haven’t seen anything yet.
That’s not very nice. I am rather fond of mine. Come on, it is so multi-useful. Primitive…sheesh, how many new technological things have come out that give you something to play with, piss w/, and many other things wink**wink
Another amusing story that didn’t happen to me - my best friend used to dream that her boyfriend’s penis was detachable, so he would take it off sometimes and go shopping or whatever. The trick was, if left unattended, the penis would die, so she had to wear it if he wasn’t using it. She told me that she always was wearing a rayon pantsuit in these dreams, “and you know how rayon is - you can see everything.” Sigh. At least she didn’t say “every little thing.”
I would sit in front of a mirror. Hehe, The Great Onara’s heard this before… he’s sitting next to me, reading over my shoulder, the bastard! STOP TICKLING ME! I wonder what HE’D do if he had a penis for a day…heh, I shouldn’t make fun of him.
I bet there’s a market involved in detachable organs that weren’t previously detachable. Personally, I’d rather have my testicles be able to be detached…because, really, I’d like to be able to urinate…and the damn twistage and nips…to the extent that’s way beyond the comprehension of any normal female…emphasis on the word “normal”…