To the jackass who sprayed my car with broken glass

[Fear_Itself]

@World Eater

Shheeesh, shut the fuck up already, you sound like an asshole.

@This Year's Model

Wow, this thread is bringing out the assholes.

@Timban

Wow, an asshole with no comprehension skills!

@Miller

And when you do, people are going to think you’re an asshole, because, basically, that’s what you are.

@This Year's Model

Agreed: you’re an asshole.

@Sublight

My unsolicited advice: just stick with “I’m an asshole.”

What is it with you guys and assholes? I can only conclude that

[list=a]
[li]You are of limited intelligence and a retarded vocabulary, or[/li][li]You have an unhealthy fascination for the human fundament, or[/li][li]Both[/li][/list]

I’m got my money on C.

[Skywatcher]

Great. First County and his dick, now Fear Itself’s asshole.

[Fionn]

Well, then, how does “dense bastard” strike you, Fear Itself?

[World_Eater]

@Fear Itself

What is it with you guys and assholes? I can only conclude that

[list=a]
[a] You are of limited intelligence and a retarded vocabulary, or
** You have an unhealthy fascination for the human fundament, or
[c] Both
[/list]

I’m got my money on C.

You forgot to include the actual answer.

[d] We’re all correct

[waterj2]

Yeah, sometimes there’s one word that’s more than sufficient to completely describe something. Roget’s doesn’t seem necessary in this instance.

[Monster104]

Looks like I hit a nerve with the road rage crowd! Ease up on the steroids, Bubba, that little spit ball on your upper lip is about to fly off! You knuckle-draggin mouthbreathers that get all bent out of shape over a few little scratches on your testosterone-soaked lead sleds really need to gain a little perspective.

So, owning a car that has a paintjob means it’s “testosterone-soaked”? Let me guess, you either drive a beat up piece of shit '80s Honda, or you ride a bicycle, is that it? :rolleyes:

How about you let us make a few little scratches all over your car so you have to shell out money to get it fixed so it doesn’t rust out, and see if YOU don’t get bent out of shape, you daft bastard.

Innocent people are getting blown to flinders in Iraq, yet an insult to your precious paint job pisses you off as if it were flag desecration. And you call me the moron?? Whatta Maroon!!

Wait a second, are you contending that getting upset over innocent deaths in a hellhole of a country is mutually exclusive to getting pissed off at having to repaint a car?

Uh, pot calling kettle… :rolleyes:

[Sublight]

On the bright side, at least the OP now has a car with his username custom-inscribed on it.