To the ladies who live at the end of my street...

[kambuckta]

…BOTH of you, shut-the-fuck-up or preferably, MOVE OUT.

You’ve been carrying on this feud at least since I moved here nearly three years ago, and it is giving me the shits.

I don’t WANT to listen to the two of you screaming abuse at each other at 5.00 am.

I don’t WANT to have to listen to the litany of complaints from one of you in the morning, then have to endure the same from the OTHER one in the afternoon.

I don’t give a fuck that you both think you’re in the right. You are BOTH stupid, ignorant trash.

Why don’t you both just fuck off!

:eek: (did I just say that?)

[Duck_Duck_Goose]

[stands up and applauds]

Excellent rant–short, sweet, pithy, pleasantly obscene, rolling up to a very nice, classic “fuck off!” finish.
8.5.

The “eek” P.S. was a nice artistic touch, too–I believe the judges gave you an extra .5 for that.