To the stupid jerk at the airport bar

Maebe you can’t be serious.

tdn, do you like movies about gladiators?

[hijack]This thread made my freaking day![/hijack]

I like me coffee black like I like my men.

(I’m quoting, not testifying)

Shanna, they bought their tickets! They knew what they were getting into!

I say, let 'em die!

Bureau, attributing quotes to other posters that they haven’t actually said is against the rules. Please note the relevant section from here:

No warning issued, but please try to be more careful about this in the future.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get every light I can find poured onto that airfield.

OP, I hope this hasn’t been boring for you.

Nick, Heath, Jarrod–there’s a fire in the barn!

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

That’s just what they’ll be expecting!

I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you

Jim never vomits at home.

Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you, man!

I haven’t felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

Maebe tonight? What are the odds?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to pit ignorant strangers.

Nah, I think you picked the PERFECT week.

Of all the gin joints and message boards in the world, why did he have to pick this one?

One in eight, it turns out.