Okay, first some background. I love this university, am fine with my current roommate, and like most of the people in this dorm.
I am also the treasurer for this dorm, meaning that I get to manage the money, and dole out reperations for damage if we can’t track down who did something.
Yes I know that I tend to be somewhat unsympathetic. No, that doesn’t mean you guys can keep doing this! First were the idiots shaking, and eventually destroying the vending machines for the idea that somehow, costing us hundreds of dollars is justified by the free food. Can you really not think beyond your little minds that there is plenty of food available for free at this university that can be gotten without going on a rampage of vending machine vandalism?!?!
Second, we have the group of utter lunatics that decided disassembling a door would be an enjoyable activity. Yes, I know you likely have creative energies that need fulfillment. No, this is not a good way to exert them! Not only did you systematically ruin a door for no apparent reason, but you then decided to break all the components to eliminate any hope of repair! Yes, we have no security cameras because we respect the students’ privacy and right not to be watched. Yes, I’m also beginning to wonder if it’s worth the effort.
Now we have people walking off with our garbage cans! For the love of flying kitties, WHY? What possible purpose could taking the garbage can out of our bathroom serve to you? This are not cheap! They had to be freaking custom made for prices that I shudder at, and you walk off with them! FOR WHAT POSSIBLE FREAKING REASON DID YOU DECIDE TO TAKE THEM FOR YOURSELF! You can get a garbage can that will serve you JUST FINE for a pittiance! All I have to say is that at least we caught the people that ran off with our couch.
We started this year with significantly reduced funds. Why? Last year’s hall council was very conservative and doled out funds intelligently and usefully. And then, as an end of the year present, some NEW idiot decided to go on a rampage and spray fire extinguisher everywhere! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A RELATIVELY HIGH LEVEL UNIVERSITY!!! Where on EARTH do we get these people from? The REASON hall council has to keep backing up on all the events we do is idiocy such as these displays of human intelligence. Oh, this isn’t even going INTO the amount of copious vomitting people feel they should do in inappropriate places. Forgive me for not feeling any sympathy whatsoever. Same with the people that feel flooding bathrooms is an enjoyable and fun activity for everyone involved!
And now, of course, we are bombarded with requests to buy a new TV to replace a broken one. I wasn’t exactly enthused about this idea, mainly because most of the damage has been done on the same floor as the TV would go. Of course, I was overruled, but not horribly depressed. Now we’re having people talking about replacing the psychotic microwave.
Hint: YOU CANNOT BOTH HAVE US BUY NEW THINGS AND REPLACE OLD THINGS!