Today I will.....

balance my checkbook
actually cook a dinner (oh my!)
try and make sense of this stock options stuff from work.


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Slack off at work and post to this board.
Go grocery shopping.
Return stupid looking Dockers to Macy’s.
Go tanning.
Get my computer hooked back up.
Get lit and chat.
Pass out…


“So, for once in my life, let me get what I want.
Lord knows, it would be the first time.”

Today I already:

Cleaned my house from top to bottom…took everything off my counters and wiped them clean, cleaned the top of the stove, swept and mopped the floors, vacuumed, did laundry and hung it all up right away, took the lint picker upper to my furniture and removed enough cat hair to make 3 more cats, and I am running a load of dishes in the dishwasher right now.

I also paid off all my month’s bills and due to a gift from mom and my tax return, I have plenty of money left over and have nearly pulled myself out of credit card debt. I am still going to be very careful with my money though, because I don’t want to end up in debt again. Now if I could just pay off these damn student loans I would be in great shape. Oh well, at least the interest on the loans is only 7 percent.

Now I am going to start a beef stew and while that is simmering, I am going to lay on the couch and do nothing, because I have to start getting ready for work at 4:30.

Clean my fishie tank

Scoop my poop filled yard (spring thaw + two dogs = big mess)

Read for about an hour

Take a nap

Zette

“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?

Get rid of that corpse in the freezer. Been meaning to do that for a while, just had to wait til the manhunt died down a bit.


I’ll buy that for a dollar.

Today I will:

throw up.

  1. Try and absorb all the info on this new job! Yikes! Attorney’s, run!

Today I’ve already breast feed countless times. Picked up the debacle called breakfast and lunch with a toddler. Let the dog in, let the dog out x 10. And, this is the only thing that breaks the day in , day out mundanity: took a whopping pile of paperwork and started to organize it for filing. One of these days I’m going to Ollie North all this damn paperwork.

Oh, and after my show, instead of putting the generic lubriderm lotion on my skin I grabbed the generic cetaphil bottle and rubbed that on my arms and legs. (It’s the exact same bottle from the same distributing company.)

Buy a dozen roses and cook dinner for my wife.

Michelle, you realize I’m going to have to kill you now, right? Sheee… My place is a wreck (and I’m too frigging busy to even CARE, let alone clean it).


Lacey
“Casey got hit with a bucket o’ ****
and the baaannnnddd plaaayyed onnnnnnn…”

Oh man! is your wife lucky or what!!!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Just having a little fun with editing posts. :slight_smile:

Finish writing the FAQs for the new feature our site is implementing.

Put the ducklings back in after an hour or two in the sun.

Mimic Shirley and put the dogs in and out x10.

Cook dinner.

Go for a drive in the sunshine with husband (can you tell that sunshine has been a rare commodity here?)

Simply enjoy my life.

trisha

Hey, I did that for my wife once… :smiley:

Go home, kiss my girl, have a beer.
Go out to the usual place with my girl, shoot a little 8-ball.
Stop by the grocery store and the video shop.
Sink into the sofa and a good (hopefully) movie.

Damn simulposts. That shoulda been:

Hey, I did that for my wife once… :smiley:

But y’all probably got the idea.


Enough of voting for the lesser of evils - vote Cthulhu 2000!

I’m staying home sick from work today. Since I have the whole day to do the things I’ve neglected at home I will…

a. Sit around in my PJs all day.

b. Watch the Spanish channel and see if I can figure out what their saying. (I don’t know any Spanish. It drives Mrs. Pluto crazy when I do this. She thinks I’m looking at the Mexican girls. She’s nuts. But that Odalys Garcia – she’s a hottie, isn’t she? And she’s Cuban, not Mexican!)

c. Read the good book I found at the library. (Doubt and Certainty by Rothman and Sudarshan)

d. Eat too much.

e. Set a new record for consecutive wins at FreeCell.

f. Pay the bills.

g. Clean the house.

h. Do the taxes.

Answer: a through e. Did I mention that Mrs. Pluto went to Canada to go skiing? I thought not.

Boldly Going Nowhere

I find that they turn out a little better when I use the oven.

I don’t know if my wife is all that lucky, but I sure am.

Fluff up my résumé. I’ve got to get out of this freak-bin… ARUGH!!!


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”