Today is going to be a Wonderful day! (TMI)

Grrr · October 31, 2007, 1:55pm

So I wake up this morning and the first thing I have to do is go to the bathroom and take a dump.

So I go, sit upon my throne and blast a chocolate soldier. Upon finishing, I grab a wad of TP, reach around to clean myself, only to discover, after inspection, that I never really needed to wipe in the first place.

The return wad of TP was as white as the driven snow.

Yep, it’s going to be a wonderful day.

Flander · October 31, 2007, 4:16pm

Perfect dump to start a perfect day.

Sticks_and_Scones · October 31, 2007, 4:25pm

Ugh. You should have put TMI or something in your title. Yuck.

Autolycus · October 31, 2007, 4:26pm

[Last Samurai]Perfect…Dump…[/Last Samurai]

Only_Human · November 4, 2007, 1:21am

Been there, done that. But then, afterwards, in the shower …

:o

Moirai · November 4, 2007, 1:40am

Ah yes, nothing better than a nice clean break.