Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Everybody sing!
Happy Birthday! Take the day off.
Thanks, everybody! I have the day off anyway. No cake today - instead, my wife’s world-famous homemade ginger drop cookies, by my request.
Happy Birthday youngster! I’ll be 57 in less than 3 weeks! 
Utúlien aurë! Many happy returns of the day, Apanónar!
Happy Birthday Elendil’s Heir!
I figured that’s what the “78” meant.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday you old(ish) dog!
Wife, family, teeth all present? You’re set for the next 50,000 km.
50 was a fun one! 55, not so much, until I realised: hey, discounts for older people.
Happy birthday. 
Happy Birthday! Now go out and start hunting down those geezer discounts. I love my geezer discounts!
You mean he’s not 78 years old? :mad:
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday! I turn 50 next month.
Got you by 20.
Let’s get the next Cleveland dopefest going before I expire and you go into a coma.
By all means!
Welcome to the club! And do watch out at the doc’s office for more frequent recommendations of things requiring uncomfortable insertions.
50, huh? Happy Birthday, but watch out for strange runes scratched into your door, placed there by a mystical old wizard.