Here’s why eating chocolate is good for you.
Huzzah!
Well I never! I always thought that chocolate was bad for you!
Taxonomic genus of the source plant: Theobroma - “food of the gods”. Nailed that one.
I guess everybody was off gorging themselves sick and/or sticky on chocolate, and consequently unable to post? 
Considering that I’m sick and the only thing I’ve been able to have today has been two small chocolate minis and a bottle of chocolate milk, I endorse this holiday.