Today was Herbert W. Armstrongs.
Happy birthday you cult starting asshole. How are you enjoying your enternity? Yep, that’s where your enternity is: Plot L-2110 of the Mountain View Cemetery in Altadena, California. God is not going to resurrect you. Jesus is not not going judge you.
But I am! And I sentence you to remain in that grave forever & ever, and continue to rot. What’s that? That’s what you’re doing? That’s a good apostle. It’s just too bad you didn’t do that before my naive parents got sucked into your bullshit which almost ruined my otherwise normal & wonderful childhood, and fucked up the heads of my siblings. In fact, it’s too bad your mother didn’t get a shotgun blast to the stomach while pregnant with your putrid fetus.
Oh, well. At least your fucking dead now, and can’t hurt anyone else. Happy birthday you fucking piece of rat shit!