Today's Example of the Religion of Peace

As I have noted before, as a Cradle Catholic I am confused because I am now a Lutheran but was raised to enjoy the thought of burning heretics. These days I have to leave such thoughts to Baptists. Muslims (I still haven’t looked–we ARE talking about them?) are those people with women whose wavy, ebony locks are so hot I shouldn’t see them, or are those Maronite Christians? Or Orthodox Jews? I get so confused,since I have always been a sucker for Mediterranean chicks. :frowning: