My building’s cafeteria is featuring today “Assorted Flatbread Pizzazz.”
This must be very exciting flatbread.
The first image that popped into my head was someone attempting to eat a slice of pizza whilst doing jazz hands.
You’re very lucky I swallowed my tea before reading that, or it’d be all over my keyboard right about now.
lolcats: can I hazz sum of your pizzazz now pleeezz?
Now you’ve got me craving flatbread and pizza, with or without the pizzazz.
I’m going to have that song in my head all freakin day. Thanks.
Reminds me of a basketball camp cafeteria menu from way back when:
Pea Butt Jel
Made me wonder how they made it.
:smack:
Lucky.
Every building I have worked, it has been against policy to serve food with any pizazz at all.
This week Thursday, they’re specifying *Garlic Chicken *Flatbread Pizzazz.
Unfortunately, I missed the Peanut Butter & Bannaa Stuffed French Toast this morning.
Do they cook them with this? 
I can only hope. I must admit, though, I’m somewhat disappointed by the lack of glitter, sequins, and rhinestones on that machine.
This just reminded me of that show with the mannequins that came to life at night. That was called Today’s Special, wasn’t it? With the rat with a like orange wig on?
Yes, I remember it – and it’s the first thing I thought of when I first saw the thread title. Even had the damn theme song playing in my head.
It was not full of pizazz. Or exciting flatbread.
Same here. hums the theme
This.
My junior high school cafeteria served LA SANGA once a week. It was on a movable-letter board behind glass – they had to physically arrange the letters that way, every week.
Italian-style meatloaf using African cows, perhaps? Did it have pizaazz?
I used to eat in this awsome little Japanese place in Downtown L.A. The menus had some cobby translation and one little item was described as, “Steam Thing”.
We used to all laugh and break out singing…
*Steam Thing! I think I love you.
But I want to know for sure…
C’mon and sock it to me one mo’ time!
You move me*