Kinda wish this guy was a member of SDMB so he could start an “Ask the tasered willy guy” thread. 
Just think of the tales he’ll tell the grandkids. 
Story here.
Grandkids? What, is he going to adopt?
“…he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.”
This should teach him to be more careful what he asks for in the future.
My favorite line is this: “One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour’s genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.”
Yowch, and WTF?!
This whole mess could’ve been avoided if he had only asked them to touch him appropriately.
Oddly, I was just on the Taser site. I want one for Christmas. I wonder if I could get it through customs if I told them is wast a for the new PlayStation 360?
All I want for Christmas is my two front :eek: my two front :eek:
ROTFLMAO!
Not the MicroSoft X-cube?
No. The Microscopic Ex-Pube. Can’t you spell anything 
and of course,
should be
:smack: (Gaudere strikes again).
Your screen name is SO appropriate for this thread-you should have been the OP instead of me!
(bolding mine)
Criminal damage, indeed…
He was arrested the next day for more nudity and trying to break into a dwelling. The guy is truely mentaly disturbed.
That or the Taser was the best he’s ever had and was hopeful for a second date.
One of my friends works at the jail in which they booked the suspect. Maybe he’ll have some news about Mr. Ball Lightning. I live a few miles from Fort Myers Beach, you wouldn’t believe some of the stuff I hear about there.
[sub]::giggles madly::[/sub]
Hey-Ho!
We have a WINNAH! 
As someone who has been to Fort Myers I find this story not surprising at all.
I’ve heard those Lee County sherriffs are some mean cockshockers.