Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

This is about as mundane and pointless as it gets. Still, it made me laugh. Enjoy.

I don’t know about Oprah, but it sure killed my computer! Click with caution and save your work . . .

He really did that on Oprah? Not the killing thing, the grabbing her hands and…rocking her? Weird. Right up there with Courtney Hole on Letterman for “Top Ten Uncomfortable Celebrity Moments.”

I think that made my night. I like the use of the Phantom Menace song, where they kind of sound like they’re saying “Oprah” anyway.

Actually, if I recall correctly (and this is something I heard from someone else, so I don’t know how accurate it is), he jumped up on her couch, raised his arms to the ceiling in a vaguely prophetic manner, and shouted: “I AM IN LOVE!”