“I’m compiling all the posts in the ‘Stupidest Commercials’ thread and ranking the entries numerically” Tom adumbrated.
“I know all about wine and I’m a complete prick about telling people, too”, said Tom, vindictively.
“No matter how much I eat, I’m still hungry!” said Tom, insatiably.
“For your many years of loyal service as my handmaiden, I’m presenting you with this decorative pin” said the queen, broaching the subject.
“Someone rear-ended me” said the firefly, delighted.
“OK, time for the money shot” said John Holmes, beating around the bush.
“These are the finest Belgian emmets”, said Tom, importantly.
“Let’s talk about funny stuff we’ve seen online” said Tom, hoping for some lulls in the conversation.
“This font you used is so small I can’t read it” said Tom pointedly.
“I got it! I got it!” said Andrew McCutchen with a catch in his voice.
“But it’s improved my sense of hearing no end!” Tom said eerily.
“I’m not to ill to watch To Kill A Mockingbird,” said Gregory, feeling peckish.
“I can haz cheezburger?” asked the tomcat, lolling about.
“I plan to reduce my waistline by eliminating potatoes and vegetables and eating only entrées” said Tom, playing both sides against the middle.
“Ha, ha, these shoe mirrors are great!” said Tom, showing up the girls.
“Ken and Clete had an older brother who also played in the Major Leagues, though he was somewhat less successful” said Tom cloyingly.
“I can drink anyone here under the table…just watch me!” Tom shot back.
“I’ve drawn a star on the floor to trap the Devil - twice!” Tom repented.
“Homosexuality is a sickness, but this proven program will return our afflicted parishioners to normalcy” said the right-wing preacher, fixing his gaze.
“Here are the statistics that attest to our success rate” said his assistant, queering the numbers.
“One of the Seven Dwarves seems pretty sexy,” said Snow White, bashfully.