“There was a little mishap at the hairdresser’s” said the old lady, talking a blue streak.
“King Arthur has demanded that I wear this chastity belt while he is away” said Lady Guinevere impenetrably.
“I’m done sailing that barge from one dock to the other dock,” Tom reported.
“What is the total number of prisoners in this facility?” asked the warden, looking for a consensus.
“I don’t care how hungry you tell me you are, I’m keeping *all *the fruit from my Middle Eastern tree”, said Newton, not giving a fig.
“It’s only a couple more years before I can be President. I can wait,” said Joe, Biden his time.
“OK, Ray and Dave, drop down and give me 20” said Tom, working the kinks out.
“I will now insert this device to open up your blocked artery” said the surgeon in a stentorian voice.
“I would be honored if you would teach me to play the sitar” said George ravishingly.
“There’s a big Mexican state on the US border, next to Chihuahua”, said Tomas, sonorously.
“And there’s another Mexican state next to that one,” said the Baja Men.
“My diabetes doctor says to give up sugar, so I’m going back to that artificial sweetener” said Tom, resplendently.
“Just between you and me, you’ve got B.O.” said Tom secretively.
“Every automobile I’ve ever bought seems to have some sort of strange vibration emanating from the trunk” said Nigel, shaking in his boots.
“Huh-huh, that chocolate candy bar floating in the swimming pool looked like a chunk of poop,” Tom snickered.
“This World War II pilot was a hero, but his horrific experiences left him forever scarred” said Tom with a grimace.
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE?
Posted By Elendil’s Heir:
“The king of the Roman gods is OK by me,” Tom said jovially.
Posted By Trans Fat Og:
“I can tell you all about the ‘king’ of planets,” boasted Tom, jovially. *
Posted By Prof. Pepperwinkle
*“Oh, come on, Juno, your husband won’t be home for hours,” said Tom jovially. *
Posted By fanganga:
“It would be jolly fun to go to Jupiter,” said Major Tom jovially.
“One theme on this thread gets undue attention. You’d think they could go on to another planet and Roman deity,” said True Blue Jack, saturninely.
- Trans Fat Og,
formerly known as True Blue Jack
“I’m sick and tired of circling Uranus searching for Klingons,” said Capt. Kirk, wiping his brow.
“I suggest that you put a little more energy into your efforts” said Tom triumphantly.
“Continuing our tour, here is one of several lovely dining halls we have here on the base” said Tom, in another nice mess.