“Alex & Geddy formed the band; Neil didn’t join until years later,” said Tom, while in a rush.
“We sawyer ignorance of Rush’s history on display again” Tom remarked.
“Well, as I’ve stated in online music forums many times over the years, that’s because I really can’t stand them” DChord568 riposted.
“How do you expect me to shift over 10,000lb of rock?” asked Joss 5tonily.
“Arkansas has approved same sex marriage,” said Tom, gaily.
“Please bend over the examining table while I put on a rubber glove”, said Dr. Tom, probingly.
“I don’t really like Google, but I do use Microsoft’s search engine. Which one do you like?”, said Tom, probing.
"Ditziness is a defining personality characteristic of Leonard’s fiancée on ‘The Big Bang Theory’ ", said Tom, penetratingly.
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“These new electronic photographs are AWESOME!” said Tom epicly.
I thought it was strained, but thanks!
“I have always preferred the young man who marries Jane to any other character in Pride and Prejudice”, said Tom, pro-Bingley.
“Regardless of how much our emissions are polluting the atmosphere, I just want to make as much money as possible” said the industrialist, adopting a laissez-faire policy.
“I have to admit, I’ve put on a lot of weight recently” said Tom ambiguously.
“My nephew Pierre thinks I’m a real doozy” said Françoise, who was a bit of a dilettante.
“I’ve built a prosthesis in my workshop” said Tom, re-arming himself.
“As near as I can tell, these are watercraft of some kind” said Tom with a sense of foreboding.
“This tree seems to have died,” said Tom, with a withering glance.
“Maybe the tree will bloom when warm weather returns,” said Tom, with a spring in his step.
“I don’t see why you have referred to my letter in a Jamaican accent”, said Tom dismissively.
“I like to put on my re-enactor’s Confederate uniform and pick out tunes on my Hawaiian stringed instrument”, Tom rebuked.
“I wish just one of those ‘increase your penis size’ products was legit” said Tom longingly.
“But they don’t work,” said Tom, coming up short.