Tom Swifties!

“I’ll disguise myself as a nun as I prowl the streets of London” said the werewolf, a creature of habit.

“I’ll show my ex-girlfriend! I’m gonna pull a Van Gogh and then mail her the result” said Tom, boxing his ear.

“I know why you’re stocking up on condoms,” Tom said penetratingly.

“I may be a very simple graphic file, but I still want my day in court” said the plaintiff.

“I dreamed I was being swallowed by a monster from space”, said Tom, alienated.

“I wish Mussolini would return to govern Italy” said Tomasso, reduced to Fascism.

“With this heavy rain, the dry riverbed is filled and flowing again”, said Tom, recurrently.

“I’m gonna kick that damn dog right in the ass” said Garfield odiously.

“We need to make this quilt twice as soft and warm as it is now” said Tom, doubling down.

“Time to fry this murderer in the electric chair”, said the executioner, concurrently.

“Construction of a new state prison will begin at this site shortly” said the governor, creating a stir.

“Who ever heard of a talking dog?” sneered Tom cursedly.

“I don’t root for the Dodgers or the Giants…I’m an Athletics supporter” Tom said jocularly.

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die”, said Goldfinger, focusing like a laser on the economy.

“All of the newspapers, magazines, etc. that we used to have on those tiny cards can now be viewed online,” the librarian said efficiently.

“Though my margin of victory in the popular vote was slim, I still beat Henry Clay handily in the Electoral College” said James Polk, powdering his wig.

“This is the prisoner who casually tossed his cigarette on the ground” said the guard, conflicted.

“Although I’m just a roomer at this house, I have my own private telephone” said Tom, making a borderline call.

“Jeez, put your shoes back on…the stench is overpowering!” said Tom, sensing defeat.

“I don’t like the arrow that appears on-screen when I move my mouse around” said Tom after a cursory investigation.