“I would like to take a moment to thank you for writing the most useful program available for the iPad.” Tom applauded.
“I have here a detailed, itemized account of the many wrongdoings of the Penn State head coach” Tom said paternalistically.
“That’s it, mate…remove yourself and your belongings from this apartment straight away” said Nigel, flat out.
“I have some suggestions for actors who could portray the Iranian characters in this picture” said the director, casting aspersions.
“Ha, ha, ha! It appears the dynamite has failed to go off and the space station will be in range of our laser in T -2 minutes. Perhaps, Mr. Swift, you would care to reconsider my generous offer to join, what did you call it, our band of diabolical miscreants?”
“No, thank you.” Tom refused.
“I’m going to read ‘Dianatics’ to Old Mother Hubbard” said Tom L., ironically.
“There’s a planet where the sun sometimes rises in the west”, Tom mentioned mercurially.
“Gay men can sometimes become rock band lead singers”, Tom mentioned mercurially.
“Zeus needs this message sent to Hades,” said Tom, mercurially.
“That wig looks really stupid on you. Hand it over” said Tom, taking the fall.
“We need to come up with some commercials to increase Ethel’s popularity” said Desi, planning in advance.
“There were only five batters in the perfect game who did something other than fly out” said Tom, noting a Catch-22.
“Hamlet is one of the most overrated characters in all of literature” said Tom with disdain.
“Officer, I found this aging prostitute throwing up in a back alley” said Tom, giving him the old heave-ho.
“My mistress and I were still making love at 3 o’clock in the morning” said Tom scintillatingly.
“I’d like to take that back”, Tom said unduly.
“I regret to inform you that our oil and water business has gone bankrupt” said Tom, declaring insolvency.
“Allow me to explain this state’s inheritance laws” said Tom, a known reprobate.
“I never wear pants here in Hell. I want to let people see my butt and my tail”, said Lucifer, being a cheeky devil.
“Blimey! That ferret is emitting a foul stench” said Eliza obnoxiously.